What did Picard say to Riker when the knitting machine wouldn't print single digits?

Make it sew number 1!

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What's the integral of 1/(cabin)?

1 natural log cabin. I'll show myself out.

What is a dog's favourite sport ?

Formula 1 drooling !

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What if I sewed myself shut?

Doc: Suture self.

Who sews really really fast?

Tailor Swift

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What's the difference between Rutgers and Rikers?

One turns young people into horrible human beings and the other is jail.

What did Picard say when Riker asked him what kind of Chinese food he wanted?

Make it Tso's Number One."

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What did Picard say when Riker asked him what kind of Chinese food he wanted?

Make it Tso's Number One."

What did Picard say to Riker when the knitting machine wouldn't print single digits?

Make it sew number 1!

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Why did people stop printing stamps with photo of Pamela Anderson?

Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..

Why do they print nutritional information on Snickers bars?

If you don't know candy is bad for you, what are the chances you can read