What did Picard say to Riker when the knitting machine wouldn't print single digits?

Make it sew number 1!

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How many NBA finals does Lebron plan on losing?

not 1 not 2 not 3 not 4 not 5 not 6 not 7

How do you know Justin Bieber is Canadian?

Only a Canadian could get a #1 on Billboard with a song called Sorry.

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What did Jean-Luc Picard say in frustration to the incompetent Singer repairman?

Make it *sew*!

Why can't you find good quality clothing on the Iron Islands?

They do not sew

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What did Picard say when Riker asked him what kind of Chinese food he wanted?

Make it Tso's Number One."

What's the difference between Rutgers and Rikers?

One turns young people into horrible human beings and the other is jail.

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What did Picard say to Riker when the knitting machine wouldn't print single digits?

Make it sew number 1!

What did Picard say when Riker asked him what kind of Chinese food he wanted?

Make it Tso's Number One."

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How do you print something when you've really got to go to the toilet?

You ctrl p.

What did Picard say to Riker when the knitting machine wouldn't print single digits?

Make it sew number 1!