What did Picard say to Riker when the knitting machine wouldn't print single digits?

Make it sew number 1!

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What do a sperm and a lawyer have in common?

A 1 in 3,000,000 chance of becoming a human being.

How do you call 4 blacks in a car falling off the cliff?

A waste. You could fit 1 more in the trunk.

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How's your homophone needlepoint project coming along?

Sew sew

What did Picard say to Riker when the knitting machine wouldn't print single digits?

Make it sew number 1!

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What did Picard say to Riker when the knitting machine wouldn't print single digits?

Make it sew number 1!

What did Picard say when Riker asked him what kind of Chinese food he wanted?

Make it Tso's Number One."

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What did Picard say to Riker when the knitting machine wouldn't print single digits?

Make it sew number 1!

What did Picard say when Riker asked him what kind of Chinese food he wanted?

Make it Tso's Number One."

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How to make your wife take care while driving?

Tell her that if she meets with a serious accident, the newspaper will have to print her age.

Why do they print nutritional information on Snickers bars?

If you don't know candy is bad for you, what are the chances you can read