What did Picard say to Riker when the knitting machine wouldn't print single digits?

Make it sew number 1!

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What do you call a women with 1 leg?

ilene

Why was 1 all salty?

Someone told him it was 2's day.

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What if I sewed myself shut?

Doc: Suture self.

Why would a needle even be in a haystack?

Who sews in a barn

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What's the difference between Rutgers and Rikers?

One turns young people into horrible human beings and the other is jail.

What did Picard say when Riker asked him what kind of Chinese food he wanted?

Make it Tso's Number One."

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What did Picard say to Riker when the knitting machine wouldn't print single digits?

Make it sew number 1!

What did Picard say when Riker asked him what kind of Chinese food he wanted?

Make it Tso's Number One."

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Why did people stop printing stamps with photo of Pamela Anderson?

Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..

What is printed on the bottom of a bottle in Michigan?

Found on /r/linux) A: Open the other end