What did Picard say to Riker when the knitting machine wouldn't print single digits?

Make it sew number 1!

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What did Picard say to Riker when the knitting machine wouldn't print single digits?

Make it sew number 1!

Why should I date you?

Girl - Give me 1 good reason, why I should date you? Guy - I'll give you 69.

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Why can't you find good quality clothing on the Iron Islands?

They do not sew

What did the tailor do after she got hit by the lawyer's car?

Sewed him

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What did Picard say when Riker asked him what kind of Chinese food he wanted?

Make it Tso's Number One."

What did Picard say to Riker when the knitting machine wouldn't print single digits?

Make it sew number 1!

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What did Picard say when Riker asked him what kind of Chinese food he wanted?

Make it Tso's Number One."

What did Picard say to Riker when the knitting machine wouldn't print single digits?

Make it sew number 1!

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What did Picard say to Riker when the knitting machine wouldn't print single digits?

Make it sew number 1!

Why do they print nutritional information on Snickers bars?

If you don't know candy is bad for you, what are the chances you can read