What did Picard say to Riker when the knitting machine wouldn't print single digits?

Make it sew number 1!

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How was your day?

Lifeguard 2: Sad, I saw a bear in lake 1: How is that sad 2: He could bearly swim! 1:.. 2: He ate 3 campers

How to have an unforgettable date?

1. Have a date. 2. Try not to forget it.

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What did Jean-Luc Picard say in frustration to the incompetent Singer repairman?

Make it *sew*!

What did they sew you up with?

My Dad laughing so hard - as he said "That's not funny!" Cat Gut

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What did Picard say to Riker when the knitting machine wouldn't print single digits?

Make it sew number 1!

What's the difference between Rutgers and Rikers?

One turns young people into horrible human beings and the other is jail.

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What did Picard say when Riker asked him what kind of Chinese food he wanted?

Make it Tso's Number One."

What did Picard say to Riker when the knitting machine wouldn't print single digits?

Make it sew number 1!

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What did Picard say to Riker when the knitting machine wouldn't print single digits?

Make it sew number 1!

How to make your wife take care while driving?

Tell her that if she meets with a serious accident, the newspaper will have to print her age.