What did Picard say to Riker when the knitting machine wouldn't print single digits?

Make it sew number 1!

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How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb?

1 or 2? 1... or 2?

What is worse than finding 100 dead babies in a trash bin?

Finding 1 dead Baby in 100 trash bins.

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What did the tailor do after she got hit by the lawyer's car?

Sewed him

Why would a needle even be in a haystack?

Who sews in a barn

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What did Picard say when Riker asked him what kind of Chinese food he wanted?

Make it Tso's Number One."

What did Picard say to Riker when the knitting machine wouldn't print single digits?

Make it sew number 1!

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What did Picard say when Riker asked him what kind of Chinese food he wanted?

Make it Tso's Number One."

What did Picard say to Riker when the knitting machine wouldn't print single digits?

Make it sew number 1!

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What is printed on the bottom of a bottle in Michigan?

Found on /r/linux) A: Open the other end

Why did people stop printing stamps with photo of Pamela Anderson?

Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..