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What do you call a Mexican boxing match?

Juan v Juan

Why hasn't Mexico won any medals in the Olympics?

Because all the Mexicans who can swim well, jump high and run fast are in the United States.

How do you estimate your kids lifespan?

Hand them a mechanical pencil with the lead out and see how the use it. Child A: look mom I'm a doctor! - expect them to live to 80+ years. Child B: look mom I'm a heroin user! - expect them to live to about 27.

What do you call am alligator in a vest?

An illogical situation imagined by a child.

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What did Carlos the fireman name his twin newborn sons?

Jose and Hose B.

What did the Hispanic Fireman name his twin sons?

Jose &amp Hose-B

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What did he name the other?

Hose B

What do you call two Mexicans on the back of a firetruck?

Jose and Hose B

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What did the Mexican Firefighter name his two children?

Jose and Hose B

What did the mexican fireman name his 2 children?

Jose and Hose B

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What do you call two mexican firefighters?

Hose A and Hose B.

What did the Mexican firefighter call his son??

Jose