Jose Jokes

Why did the mexican fire department fail?

They didnt have any Jose to spray the water.

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How does the Mexican national anthem start?

Jose can you see.....

What do you call a bodybuilding Mexican who's run out of protein?

No whey Jose.

What did the Mexican fire chief name his two sons?

Jose and Hose "B."

What did the Hispanic fireman name his two twin sons?

Jose and Hose B

What did the spanish fireman name his 2 sons?

Jose and Hose B

What did the Mexican fireman name his children?

Jose and Hose B

What do you call two Mexicans on the back of a firetruck?

Jose and Hose B

What do you call a Canadian pimp?

Jose (hoes eh?)

What did the Mexican firefighter name his sons?

Jose and Hose B

What do you call a single Mexican man?

No bae Jose

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What did the Mexican firefighter call his son??

Jose

How would the Mexican Star-Spangled Banner begin?

Jose can you see

What do you call a Mexican that won't get on a scale?

A no weigh Jose.

What did the Mexican Firefighter name his two children?

Jose and Hose B

What did the Spanish fireman call his two sons?

Jose and Hoseb

What is the thing called that irrigates your lawn?

A garden Jose.

What did Jose name his son?

Hose B

What did Carlos the fireman name his twin newborn sons?

Jose and Hose B.

Why did Jose push his wife off the cliff?

Tequila...

What did the Mexican fire chief call his two sons?

jose and josB (Hose A &amp Hose B)

Why couldn't the Mexican be a Firefighter?

Because he didn't know the difference between Jose and Hose B.

What do you call two Mexicans in the back of a fire truck?

Jose and Hose B

What did the Hispanic firefighter name his kids?

Jose and Hose-B

Why are mexicans bad firefighters?

Because they cant tell jose from hose B

What did the Mexican firefighter name his two kids?

Jose and Hose-B

What do Mexicans say on their first day in America?

Jose can you see, by the dawn's early light...

How can the National Anthem be racist if?

The first words are, " Jose can you see "

What did the Spanish firefighter name his twin sons?

Jose and Hose B

What did the Hispanic Fireman name his twin sons?

Jose &amp Hose-B

What did the mexican fireman name his 2 children?

Jose and Hose B

What do you call a Mexican bodybuilder without a protein shake?

No whey Jose

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He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

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Failing to get away.

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Bi-son

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Kim jong-deux

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Why are fire trucks red?

You would be too if someone was pulling on your hose all day.

Why do the rich enjoy tending to their gardens?

Because the they have an excuse to buy hose

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What did the spanish fireman name his 2 sons?

Jose and Hose B

What did the mexican fireman name his 2 children?

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What did the Spanish fireman call his two sons?

Jose and Hoseb

What did he name them?

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What's a baby seals favourite drink?

Canadian club on the rocks.

What's common between Canadians and Belgians?

They're mostly really nice people, but they have the French living there too.

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What's the most annoying thing about making cheese?

The curds get in the whey!

What do you call a Mexican with small muscles?

No whey Jos.