r/showerthoughts
One for each of his hoes.
He is always Hoe-hoe-hoeing.
A pit orchestra. Bonus: World Record for Armpit Farts in 15s(https://recordsetter.com/world-record/most-armpit-farts-15-seconds/9602)
Bring out your camera.
A dookie
Me: I wanted to see what it's like to pick out bathroom tile with you. See if this is worth it.
Capitalization.