What does a networking robot say when returning from the bathroom?

Sorry, I http"

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Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl use a bathroom?

The p is silent.

Where are you going to keep them ?

Stan: In the bathroom Fred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath Stan: Blindfold them !

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What is the difference between a lawnmower and a soprano sax?

A: You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors don't mind if you don't return the sax when you borrow it.

What's the difference between Jesus and other carpenters?

Jesus may actually return some day.

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How to go indigenous.... http://m.youtube.com/watch?

v=b1jklUhG1y8

What kind of currency do they use in space?

Starbucks