What does a networking robot say when returning from the bathroom?

Sorry, I http"

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Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl use a bathroom?

The p is silent.

What's the best thing about a swimming pool bar?

There's never a line for the bathroom.

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Why did the cows return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

What do you call someone who begs for a free copy of "Return Of The King"?

A free-LOTR

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What is recursion?

What is recursion (http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/211omr/whatisrecursion/)

What do you call a lesbian with huge thumbs?

Well-endowed. http://img487.imageshack.us/img487/3628/ellenplaidshirt022ex9.jpg