What do you call someone who begs for a free copy of "Return Of The King"?

A free-LOTR

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What happend to Tommen Baratheon?

He made it to kings landing

How many Kings of Spain abdicated last week?

Just Juan

Return Jokes More Return Jokes

Why did the cows return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

What happened to the girl who went fishing with a group of men?

She returned home with a red snapper.

Beg Jokes More Beg Jokes

What's the difference between a paycheck and a D**k?

You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck.

Why are you begging for a quarter?

Beggar: I didn't think someone like you would give me a dollar.