What do you call someone who begs for a free copy of "Return Of The King"?

A free-LOTR

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Why are white people bad at chess?

They think all the white pieces are kings.

What do you call a king with a weed addiction?

Your royal highness.

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How do you know that a dog is a man's best friend?

Take your girl and your dog, and lock them in the back of a car, return in 5 hours, which one do you think will be happy to see you?

Why did the python return his pants?

They were too constricting.

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Who says you can't make someone love you?

I've got a bottle of Scotch, some duct tape and a fresh batch of cupcakes, that beg to differ.

What's the difference between snow tires and slaves?

Slaves sing when chains are put on them. PS - im going to church today to beg for forgiveness