What do you call someone who begs for a free copy of "Return Of The King"?

A free-LOTR

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What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to?

Barbers.

Who is king of all the mice ?

Mouse Tse Tung !

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What are OJ Simpson's favorite keys on a computer?

Return Home Slash Slash Backslash Shift Shift Shift Escape

How is Jesus different from other carpenters?

Unlike other carpenters, Jesus may actually return one day

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What's the difference between a paycheck and a D**k?

You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck.

What's the difference between snow tires and slaves?

Slaves sing when chains are put on them. PS - im going to church today to beg for forgiveness