What do you call someone who begs for a free copy of "Return Of The King"?

A free-LOTR

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Why can't you checkmate a christian?

Because they're all pawns and their king doesn't exist.

What do you call it when a King gets a vasectomy?

A heir cut

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What are OJ Simpson's favorite keys on a computer?

Return Home Slash Slash Backslash Shift Shift Shift Escape

How long are you supposed to wait to return a boy's call?

This IRS guy sounded pretty into me

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What's the difference between a paycheck and a D**k?

You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck.

What's the difference between snow tires and slaves?

Slaves sing when chains are put on them. PS - im going to church today to beg for forgiveness