What do you call someone who begs for a free copy of "Return Of The King"?

A free-LOTR

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What's a Londoner's favorite seafood?

King's Crustacean.

What do kings call musical chairs?

A game of thrones.

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Why did Napoleon return from exile?

He needed more Elba room.

What's the difference between a lawnmower and a bagpipe?

A. You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors are upset if you borrow the lawnmower and don't return it.

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What did the flower say when she was begged not to tell a secret?

Chrysanthemum's the word.

What's the difference between a paycheck and a D**k?

You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck.