What do you call someone who begs for a free copy of "Return Of The King"?

A free-LOTR

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King Jokes More King Jokes

Where does the king keep his armies?

In his sleevies!

Why do the Lanisters have such big beds?

Because they push 2 twins together to make a king.

Return Jokes More Return Jokes

Why did Simba have trouble returning to Pride Rock?

He ran into trafiki.

Why did the cows return to the marijuana farm?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

Beg Jokes More Beg Jokes

What's the difference between a paycheck and a D**k?

You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck.

What do you call someone who begs for a free copy of "Return Of The King"?

A free-LOTR