What do you call someone who begs for a free copy of "Return Of The King"?

A free-LOTR

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What do you call a king with a weed addiction?

Your royal highness.

Why do the Lanisters have such big beds?

Because they push 2 twins together to make a king.

Return Jokes More Return Jokes

Why did the cow return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

What would you call Neil Armstrong had he burnt up in the atmosphere returning to earth instead of landing safely?

An unfortu-naut... God that was horrible....

Beg Jokes More Beg Jokes

What's the best way to get King Kong to sit up and beg?

Wave a two-ton banana in front of his nose.

Who says you can't make someone love you?

I've got a bottle of Scotch, some duct tape and a fresh batch of cupcakes, that beg to differ.