Why did the cow return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

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Why did the marijuana addict lose the race?

He was running on fumes.

What do you call a guy with two marijuanas?

Double jointed.

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What do cows wear when they're vacationing in Hawaii?

Moo moos

Did you hear about the cow who jumped over the barbed wire fence?

It was udder destruction.

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Why did the farmer stop smoking with his cattle?

Because the steaks were too high...

Why did the cow return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

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Why did the snooker player go to the toilet?

To pot the brown.

What did the egg say to a pot of boiling water?

I'm not ready to get hard yet, I just got laid!"

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What did Jesus say to Mohammed...?

What did Jesus say to Mohammed 'I died for you' What did Mohammed say in return 'How many did you take with you '

What did the man in the wheelchair say when he returned the hat he borrowed?

Thanks for the handy cap.

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Why did the cattle leave the marijuana field?

Because the steaks were too high!

Why did the cows return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.