Why did the cow return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

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What do you get when you mix olive oil, lemon juice, rosemary, thyme, salt, pepper and marijuana?

Cheech Marinade!

What kind of marijuana do cows smoke?

moo-dicinal

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What US state has the most cows?

Moosouri!

What do you call a cow with only legs on one side?

Lean Beef.

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What do you call a group of cattle sent into orbit?

The first herd shot round the world!

Why did the cow return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

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What is the most annoying part of boiling vegetables?

Finding a pot big enough for the wheelchair.

Why did all of Britain stop smoking pot?

Because they all joined

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Why does not a forth-grader ever take the bus home?

Because he knew his parents will make him return it.

When I lose faith in humanity, I think of Chili's just handing out sick, light-up beepers, trusting us to return them. And know what?

We do.

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Why did the cows return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

Why are the steaks so high?

Because the pot was calling the cattle back and the cows went back to the marijuana field.