Why did the cow return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

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Marijuana Jokes More Marijuana Jokes

Why did the cow return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

What does Michigan State football and Marijuana have in common?

They are both green and get smoked in bowls!

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What's the difference between a cow, and 9/11?

You can't milk a cow for 14 years.

What do you call a cow with only legs on one side?

Lean Beef.

Cattle Jokes More Cattle Jokes

When you are driving though the field in Texas, you see a lot of cattle. They are very special. Wanna know why?

They are out standing in the field

Why do butchers avoid buying cattle from Colorado?

Because the steaks are too high.

Pot Jokes More Pot Jokes

Why did the snooker player go to the toilet?

To pot the brown.

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna fish, and a pot of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna. ... What about the pot of glue I knew you'd get stuck.

Return Jokes More Return Jokes

Why did the python return his pants?

They were too constricting.

Why did the cows return to the marijuana farm?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

Marijuana Field Jokes More Marijuana Field Jokes

Why did the cow return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

Why did the cattle leave the marijuana field?

Because the steaks were too high!