Why did the cows return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

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What kind of marijuana do cows smoke?

moo-dicinal

What did the Chinese vocalist do after smoking some marijuana?

He Shanghai.

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What cows give each other when they meet?

A: A milkshake.

Why did the cow win a Nobel Prize?

Because he was out standing in his field.

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Why do butchers avoid buying cattle from Colorado?

Because the steaks are too high.

Why did the cows return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

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How many men does it take to make popcorn?

Four one to hold the pot and three to act macho and shake the stove.

What do you call a potato that had too much pot?

A baked potato

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Why didn't Russia return the NSA whistleblower to the United States?

He was Snowden.

What are OJ Simpson's favorite keys on a computer?

Return Home Slash Slash Backslash Shift Shift Shift Escape

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Why did the cows return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

Why did the cow return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.