Why did the cows return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

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What do you get when you mix olive oil, lemon juice, rosemary, thyme, salt, pepper and marijuana?

Cheech Marinade!

Why did the cows keep returning to the field of marijuana?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

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What animal is faster than a cheetah?

A cow dropped out of a helicopter.

What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

A: Leave it in the cow.

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Why did the cows return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

What do you call cattle with a sense of humor?

A: Laughing stock.

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What does a piano, a tuna and a pot of glue have in common?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.

Why was the cook sad when all the water in his pot boiled away?

Because he mist it.

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How do you know that a dog is a man's best friend?

Take your girl and your dog, and lock them in the back of a car, return in 5 hours, which one do you think will be happy to see you?

How is Jesus different from other carpenters?

Unlike other carpenters, Jesus may actually return one day

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Why did the cattle leave the marijuana field?

Because the steaks were too high!

Why did the cows return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.