Why did the cows return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

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Marijuana Jokes More Marijuana Jokes

What does Michigan State football and Marijuana have in common?

They are both green and get smoked in bowls!

Why did the rancher stop attending poker night with his marijuana smoking steers?

The steaks were getting too damn high.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What did the cow say... What did the cow say when she jumped over the barbed wire fence?

I'm udderly ruined!" credit: my grandma, at every party she's ever been to

What do you call a cow that's scared of everything?

Coward!

Cattle Jokes More Cattle Jokes

How do farmers count their cattle?

With a culator

Why did the cattle leave the marijuana field?

Because the steaks were too high!

Pot Jokes More Pot Jokes

What did the Grateful Dead fan say when he ran out of pot?

What's that noise?

Finally realized why my plant sits around doing nothing all day...

He loves his pot.

Return Jokes More Return Jokes

What is the difference between a magician and Bernie Sanders?

The magician returns your wallet at the end of the performance

When I lose faith in humanity, I think of Chili's just handing out sick, light-up beepers, trusting us to return them. And know what?

We do.

Marijuana Field Jokes More Marijuana Field Jokes

Why did the cows return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

Why did the cattle leave the marijuana field?

Because the steaks were too high!