Why did the cows return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

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How is marijuana stock sold on the stock market?

Buy high sell higher.

Why did the cows return to the marijuana farm?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

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A milkshake

What goes moof?

A cow with buck teeth.

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Why doesn't Sweden export it's cattle?

It wants to keep it's Stockholm!

Why did the cattle leave the marijuana field?

Because the steaks were too high!

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X marks the pot, matey."

Why Did The Cows Go To Graze In The Marijuana Fields?

It was a case of the pot calling the cattle back...

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Stick

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Why did the cow return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

Why did the cattle leave the marijuana field?

Because the steaks were too high!