How do farmers count their cattle?

With a culator

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What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?

Hog and kisses!

What did the cow do when the farmer was about to hit him?

He mooved

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How many black guys does it take to screw a lightbulb?

You cant count them when its dark

Why was the girl at starbucks counting her coins in 3's?

Because white girls cant even

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Why did the cow return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

What do you call a group of cattle sent into orbit?

The first herd shot round the world!