How do farmers count their cattle?

With a culator

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Why are farmers so afraid of aliens?

Tractor beams.

Why did they not allow farmers in Greece?

They got tired of all the minotaurs.

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How do Filipinos count money?

One-a two-a three-a four-a another-a ...

What do you call the Lord Commander of the Night's Watch voting?

Counting Crows

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Why do butchers avoid buying cattle from Colorado?

Because the steaks are too high.

Why did the cows return to the marijuana farm?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.