Why aren't Tumblr users good farm contractors?

Because they always take a fence

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Where do Tumblr users go to pray?

The Cis-Teen Chapel

What is Tumblr's least favourite show?

NCIS

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What do you call a Tumblr user who identifies as a device which inflates a tire?

A pumpkin!

Why did the Tumblr user get cut up on Halloween?

She identified as pump-kin.

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Why do they put fences around graveyards?

Because people are dying to get in.

Why do you put a fence around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!