Why did the Tumblr user get cut up on Halloween?

She identified as pump-kin.

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Why is Tumblr so odd?

Because they can't even.

What dries your clothes but can also make you writhe around in agony?

A tumblr.

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What do you call a Tumblr user who identifies as a device which inflates a tire?

A pumpkin!

Where do Tumblr users go to pray?

The Cis-Teen Chapel

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What's a scary costume for Halloween?

College tuition

What can I do about it?

Hire yourself out for Halloween parties.

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Why did you cut me down, lumberjack?

Lumberjack: Oh, you really don't know why? Tree: Sorry, I'm stumped.

What equine likes to cut in line?

A sawhorse!

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What do I want to do to your body?

I don't know. Identify it, I guess.

How do you search and identify for feminist jokes in /r/jokes?

They have a "JOKE" disclaimer tag

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Why did the Tumblr user get cut up on Halloween?

She identified as pump-kin.

What is a rednecks favorite pie during the holidays?

Pump-Kin