Why did the Tumblr user get cut up on Halloween?

She identified as pump-kin.

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What is Tumblr's favourite branch of maths?

Trigger-nometry... I'll see myself out.

What is Tumblr's least favourite show?

NCIS

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What kind of drugs to tumblr users take?

Anti-oppressants.

What do you call a Tumblr user who identifies as a device which inflates a tire?

A pumpkin!

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How do red necks celebrate Halloween?

Pump kin

What did the ghost serve at his Halloween party?

Hallowieners!

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What do Romans use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars.

How does Harry Potter like his sandwiches to be cut ?

Diagon alley

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Why is it difficult to identify horses from the back?

They're always switching their tails!

What did the square of cloth identify as on tumblr?

Nap-kin

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How do rednecks celebrate Halloween?

Pump Kin

What do people from West Virginia do on Halloween?

Pump-Kin