Why did the Tumblr user get cut up on Halloween?

She identified as pump-kin.

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How are 4chan and Tumblr alike?

They usually announce a trigger warning before mentioning a school shooting

Why aren't Tumblr users good farm contractors?

Because they always take a fence

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Why did the Tumblr user get cut up on Halloween?

She identified as pump-kin.

Where do Tumblr users go to pray?

The Cis-Teen Chapel

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What did the ghost serve at his Halloween party?

Hallowieners!

Why is Halloween a crackheads' favourite holiday?

Only two more sleeps til' Christmas!

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How do tiny Mexicans cut their pizza?

Little Ceasars

What do you use to cut the ocean?

A seasaw

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What do I want to do to your body?

I don't know. Identify it, I guess.

How do you identify the head waitress at a restaurant?

She's the one wearing knee pads.

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What do hillbillies do on halloween?

Pump-Kin

What do they do in West Virginia for Halloween?

Pump Kin