Why did the Tumblr user get cut up on Halloween?

She identified as pump-kin.

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Where do Tumblr users go to pray?

The Cis-Teen Chapel

Why does the lemon feel uncomfortable making friends outside of tumblr?

Because it has cis-trust issues

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What kind of drugs to tumblr users take?

Anti-oppressants.

Why did the Tumblr user get cut up on Halloween?

She identified as pump-kin.

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What did the really ugly man do for a living ?

He posed for Halloween masks !

What can I do about it?

Hire yourself out for Halloween parties.

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Why couldn't the cut down tree answer a riddle?

It was stumped.

What's the difference between a saxophone and an onion?

You don't cry when you cut up a saxophone. Happy Saxophone Day Why this musical abomination deserves its own day is beyond me. Edit: beside to beyond

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What do you call a Tumblr user who identifies as a device which inflates a tire?

A pumpkin!

What do I want to do to your body?

I don't know. Identify it, I guess.

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Whats a rednecks favorite thing to do on Halloween?

Pump Kin

What do you call a family that runs a gas station?

Pump kin.