Because white girls cant even
The washer doesn't follow you around after you put a load in it.
Because someone threw a fridge at her....
To see who shot his "paw."
With a culator
Because there's a *tree* in the way!
Astrology, cosmetology, and a pumpkin space latte
Half calf
Because they can't even
There's Starbucks next to the headstone.
They're dollar coins, because a quarter is two bits, which means a dollar is 8 bits.
Cut to me picking up coins off sidewalks and taking them to CoinStar -Change management.
