Why was the girl at starbucks counting her coins in 3's?

Because white girls cant even

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Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What do you call it when a girl named "Sandy" Punches someone?

Sandy hook.

How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves?

She fell out of the tree! I may not be a girl, but I'm blonde and find blonde jokes hilarious. xD

3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

Why were Star Wars Episodes 4, 5, and 6 released before 1, 2, and 3?

Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was.

Why do white girls travel in groups of 3?

Because they can't even

Count Jokes More Count Jokes

Which one can do it?

It's the thot that counts.

Why can't blondes count to 70?

Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful.

Starbuck Jokes More Starbuck Jokes

What do you get when you cross astronomy and cosmology with a dyslexic girl at starbucks?

Astrology, cosmetology, and a pumpkin space latte

What did the recent KKK hit-and-run victim order at Starbucks?

A flat white.

White Girl Jokes More White Girl Jokes

What do prime numbers and white girls have in common?

They literally can't even.

What's the difference between a white girl who likes to tan and a burger?

They both need to be flipped every 10 mins, but only one turns pink when its done.

Coin Jokes More Coin Jokes

What do coins call each other?

Money-gga.

What is 10 years with me?

Wife:What is 10 years with me Husband:A second. Wife:What is $1000 for me Husband:A coin. Wife: Ok give me a coin. Husband:Wait a second