Because white girls cant even
The girls get older, but he stays the same age" -first attempt at a original joke (apologies if its a repost that I'm unaware of)
It took too long to pull out.
The cow has the udder.
The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
Because they can't count to
Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful.
The line to Starbucks.
Ground and federal expresso
A redneck virgin
Her teacher told her to do an essay. (ese)
Cut to me picking up coins off sidewalks and taking them to CoinStar -Change management.
A coin to scratch it with.