Why was the girl at starbucks counting her coins in 3's?

Because white girls cant even

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Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

How do you know when a guy is really in love with his girlfriend?

When he starts using condoms with other girls.

What do you call a girl with anorexia and a yeast infection?

a quarter pounder with cheese.

3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

Why do 2 bit gamblers never win at blackjack ?

Because they can only count to 3.

How many SEC football players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1. And they get 3 credits for it.

Count Jokes More Count Jokes

What do you call the Lord Commander of the Night's Watch voting?

Counting Crows

How many black guys does it take to screw a lightbulb?

You cant count them when its dark

Starbuck Jokes More Starbuck Jokes

What did the hipster say when a starbucks opened in his neighborhood?

You can't gentrify this place! I just moved here!"

What kind of currency do astronauts use in space?

Starbucks

White Girl Jokes More White Girl Jokes

Why do white girls walk in groups of odd numbers?

Because they literally can't even.

Why do white girls only travel in groups of 3, 5, and 7?

Because they literally can't even.

Coin Jokes More Coin Jokes

Why happened when the cat swallowed a coin ?

There was some money in the kitty !

Which is heavier, a coin or a ship?

Obviously the coin, the coin sinks!