Because white girls cant even
Sandy hook.
She fell out of the tree! I may not be a girl, but I'm blonde and find blonde jokes hilarious. xD
Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was.
Because they can't even
It's the thot that counts.
Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful.
Astrology, cosmetology, and a pumpkin space latte
A flat white.
They literally can't even.
They both need to be flipped every 10 mins, but only one turns pink when its done.
Money-gga.
Wife:What is 10 years with me Husband:A second. Wife:What is $1000 for me Husband:A coin. Wife: Ok give me a coin. Husband:Wait a second