What's long and white?

The line to Starbucks.

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How did the dyslexic American mathematician sing the first line of his national anthem?

Oh secant, you say "

How many retards does it take to change a light bulb?

Well, line up so that I can find out..

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Why is Starbuck's coffee so high on the pH scale?

It's the most basic drink there is.

Why do engineering majors refer to themselves "engineers"?

You don't see literature majors calling themselves Starbucks baristas