What's the difference between the stock market and women?

With the stock market you can only lose when you pull out.

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What do women and the stock market have in common?

If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.

What's the difference between the stock market and women?

With the stock market you can only lose when you pull out.