What's the difference between the stock market and women?

With the stock market you can only lose when you pull out.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

One less drunk.

What's the difference between the Red Hot Chili Peppers and Harriet Tubman?

Harriet Tubman was a heroine to the slaves, but the Red Hot Chili Peppers were slaves to heroin.

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

How'd he do that?

Because you can't bowl a 300 and lose.

Why did the dolphin run away from home to start a new life?

He felt he had lost his sense of porpoise.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What happens to a woman who falls down the stairs?

Nothing, as long as she doesn't drop my beers

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and drives women wild?

deez nuts

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

Why did the hipster fail making ice cubes for his bourbon?

Because he pulled out the tray before it was cool

Why didn't Napoleon get his wish?

Because he couldn't pull the wish Bonaparte.

Stock Market Jokes More Stock Market Jokes

Where is the best place to buy chicken broth?

at the stock market

Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market.