With the stock market you can only lose when you pull out.
They both tell the audience what they are glad to hear. But at the end, the audience laughs at the comic, and the politician laughs at the audience.
The bank robber says: Give me the money or I will shoot! The football player says: Give me the money or I won't shoot.
We do.
He couldn't grow a pear
A women will normally want more children after a year or two. No man has ever wanted another kick in the balls. Case closed.
After you're done with the breasts and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box.
They both have a hard time pulling off a twist.
Pull out
at the stock market
Buy high sell higher.
