With the stock market you can only lose when you pull out.
I've never smeared tigger on my face
The twin towers didn't autumn
He lost his Marples.
A lost sole
Seeing her box.
Man with a uterus somewhere
Because they have a claus in their contract.
Leaving a plunger in the toilet.
at the stock market
If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.