What's the difference between the stock market and women?

With the stock market you can only lose when you pull out.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What are the differences and similarities of flint michigan and the walking dead universe?

They are both post apocalyptic but only one produces brand new cars.

What's the difference between a crocodile and a toothbrush?

You can't brush your teeth with a crocodile.

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What happened to the man who went to court for making deafening noises?

He lost his hearing.

What did the Alabama woman say when she lost her virginity?

Dad you're crushing my cigarettes.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds?

Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.

How does a flight of steps check out a woman?

It stares.

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How often do you floss?

Me: Daily Dentist: *Pulls fully grown centaur from between my 2nd and 3rd molars*

What do you think of wearing a straight jacket?

I think I could pull it off

Stock Market Jokes More Stock Market Jokes

What do women and the stock market have in common?

If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.

Where is the best place to buy chicken broth?

at the stock market