What's the difference between the stock market and women?

With the stock market you can only lose when you pull out.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Italy and a tea bag?

Ones in a cup

What is the difference between a parrot saying "E equals M C squared" and most people saying it?

Nothing.

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What do you call an honest man in the Oval Office?

Lost

Why was the cook late to Thanksgiving dinner?

He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a man who loves a woman for her brains?

A zombie.

What do women and Slinkies have in common?

Not much, but you can't help but crack a smile when see some tumbling down the stairs.

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

What do you do if someone's choking?

Pull back a few inches

What's your chicken sandwich called?

A McChicken And the rib -A McRib pulls out his batwallet I like your style.

Stock Market Jokes More Stock Market Jokes

Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market.

Where is the best place to buy chicken broth?

at the stock market