What's the difference between the stock market and women?

With the stock market you can only lose when you pull out.

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What's the difference between Tigger and Pooh?

I've never smeared tigger on my face

What's the difference between autumn and fall?

The twin towers didn't autumn

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He lost his Marples.

What do you call a ghost without any feet?

A lost sole

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What's better than seeing a woman wrestle?

Seeing her box.

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Because they have a claus in their contract.

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Where is the best place to buy chicken broth?

at the stock market

What do women and the stock market have in common?

If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.