How did voldemort look like when he was hiding in albania?

Pretty gaunt

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What did both the bomb expert and the digital clock maker say to their mother?

Look, Ma! No hands!

What do I look for in a car?

A sound-proof cabin so I can sing every rap lyric regardless of the neighborhood I'm driving through.

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How many Sandpeople does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

You never can tell. The Sandpeople always ride in single file to hide their numbers.

Why don't violists play hide and seek?

A: Because no one will look for them.

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How did the witches and wizards in the Alzheimer's ward refer to Voldemort?

You-knew-who

What if Voldemort's last horcrux was his virginity?

Then Harry Potter would have to destroy it ofcourse.