How did voldemort look like when he was hiding in albania?

Pretty gaunt

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What would a diatomic Calcium molecule look like if existed?

Like Crap or Feces (its the same) WHY Because its Ca=Ca (equal sign is a double bond)

What's an extroverted accountant?

One who looks at your shoes while he's talking to you instead of his own.

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How do you starve a neurosurgeon?

Hide his paycheck with his kids.

How many blondes does it take to play Hide and Seek?

A: One.

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What's the difference between Voldemort and Tyrion Lannister?

One had a horcrux, the other had a whorecrush..

What kind of shoes does Voldemort wear?

Hor-crocs.