What do I look for in a car?

A sound-proof cabin so I can sing every rap lyric regardless of the neighborhood I'm driving through.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car?

Time to get a new car.

Why planes are faster than car and buses?

Because they are almost never **tired**.

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What is the best part about showering with a 14 year old girl?

If you slick her hair back just right, she looks nine!

Why do you always see beggars at protests?

They're always looking for some sort of change!

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why do Norwegians drive Chevys?

They're afraid of drowning in a Fjord.

What do you call a weirdo slowly driving a jeep past an elementary school?

Jeeper creeper!

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

What do you call a pachyderm that sings jazz?

Elephants Gerald

What do "Jingle Bells" sung by Mike Tyson and a green and red g-string have in common?

They're both Christmith Thongs.

Neighborhood Jokes More Neighborhood Jokes

What do I look for in a car?

A sound-proof cabin so I can sing every rap lyric regardless of the neighborhood I'm driving through.

What's the difference between a hipster and a fire hose?

It takes more than one hipster to push the black people out of a neighborhood.