What do I look for in a car?

A sound-proof cabin so I can sing every rap lyric regardless of the neighborhood I'm driving through.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Who's driving the car?

Theres a muslim a mexican and black guy in a car, whos driving .. **The cops**

What do you call a mexican without a car?

CAR-LOSE

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why do a lot of tech recruiters have herpes?

Because they look for contributors to open sores.

What the hell are you doing with that ivory and gold dress?

I said, "It's not what it looks like!"

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

How can you tell Russians are bad at driving stick?

cause their cars are always Stalin

How did a blind man drive his car?

A: One hand on the wheel the other on the road.

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

What does Peter Gabriel sing on the toilet?

I am the extruder...

Why does Beyonce sing "To the left, to the left?

Because black people have no rights

Neighborhood Jokes More Neighborhood Jokes

What does a black man and a tornado have in common?

It only takes one to ruin a neighborhood.

How do you know a neighborhood is too ghetto to film in?

If most people leave before shooting starts.