Something that stands still for forty years then suddenly jumps out in front of a woman driver.
Elaine
Cause he can't do stand-up.
Four years in an Ivy League school!
Church.
Because it was a chesnut tree.
A dogwood
Two parrots exactly the same!
Pupil: A parrot with more than one wife!
So they won't step on the fish.
Because all the ones that can run, jump and swim are already in America.
Six women drivers.