Why do elephants jump across rivers?

So they won't step on the fish.

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why does an elephant have four feet?

Because he'd look pretty silly with four inches.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rabbit?

A dead rabbit with a big hole.

Step Jokes More Step Jokes

What do you call a sarcastic man who steps in poop?

Feces-tious

What's the best vegetable for stepping on when you get out of the shower?

A toe-mat-o.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What's the difference between a fish and an elephant?

OC) You really can't tell the difference between a fish and an elephant

What fish is made of only two sodium ions?

2 Na :D

River Jokes More River Jokes

What has a mouth but no teeth?

A: A river.

What did the ocean say to the river?

You can run but you can't tide."

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why did the crab jump out of the water?

Because the SeaWeed..

What's the difference between a basketball player and a mexican?

Nothing, they both run, jump, shoot and steal.