Why do elephants jump across rivers?

So they won't step on the fish.

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How Do You Get an Elephant Out of the Fairway?

You take the F out of Fair and the F out of Way

What do you do if an elephant swallows you whole?

Run around until you get pooped out. :)

Step Jokes More Step Jokes

What does a panther say when it steps on ants?

ded-ant.. ded-ant.. ded-ant dedan deadANT dedandead-annnnnt # d-d-d-deadant.

Why do midgets refuse to wear tampons?

Because they keep stepping on the string.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Why did the fish not get accepted into college?

His grades were below sea level

What do you call a man who excels at fishing?

A master baiter

River Jokes More River Jokes

Why is a river really rich?

Its got two banks.

What fish goes up the river at 100mph ?

A motor pike !

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why isn't the Mexican olympic team any good?

Anyone who can run jump or swim is already across the border.

How do you find out that a cricket hears with its legs?

First, you put the cricket on a box, tap the box, and you see that the cricket jumps away. Now, you cut his legs off, put him on a box, tap the box, and you'll see that the cricket does not jump away.