Why do elephants jump across rivers?

So they won't step on the fish.

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What animals were last to leave the ark ?

The elephants as they had to pack their trunks !

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a bird?

A: A gulp. It's like a swallow, only bigger.

Step Jokes More Step Jokes

What does a panther say when it steps on ants?

ded-ant.. ded-ant.. ded-ant dedan deadANT dedandead-annnnnt # d-d-d-deadant.

How do you please all the people?

Tell them Ellen Pao has stepped down as of today!

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What did one fish say to the other during the race?

I'M GOING TILAPIA!!!

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a fish?

Swimming trunks

River Jokes More River Jokes

How do you spell Mississippi?

Redneck: Which one The river or the state

What did the ocean say to the river?

You can run but you can't tide."

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico have a good Olympic team?

Because all the ones that can run, jump and swim are already in America.

Why didn't you talk to me about renting a bouncy house?

me stops jumping: You would have said no