Why do elephants jump across rivers?

So they won't step on the fish.

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Why do ducks have flat feet?

So they can stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? So they can stamp out flaming ducks.

How do elephants smell?

A: Really bad.

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What's the first step of fire safety?

4-year-old: Stay away from dragons. Me: 4: Me: Well, obviously.

Why did the computer squeak?

A: Someone stepped on the mouse.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What's the difference between a flatfish and a good woman?

The fish doesn't know it's plaice.

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a fish?

Swimming trunks

River Jokes More River Jokes

What do you call paddling down a river of skim milk?

white water rafting.

What did the sea say to the river?

You can run but you can't tide!

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Why did all the potato chips but one jump off the cliff?

He was a Wise Potato Chip.

What's it called when a cow attempts to jump a barbed-wire fence?

An udder disaster