Why do elephants jump across rivers?

So they won't step on the fish.

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why are elephants grey ?

So you can tell them from flamingos !

Why do elephants drink?

Well, mostly to forget.....

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What's the first step to throwing a space party?

You planet.

How are getting popular in high school and getting a college woman pregnant similar?

Step one: penetrate the student body.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What do fish do when they are angry with each other?

They coral

What did the fish say when it crashed into a wall?

Damn! (This is my go-to joke that someone told me in highschool like 7 years ago. Felt like sharing it.)

River Jokes More River Jokes

What am I gonna do with a river?

Could you cry me a beer

Why do elephants jump across rivers?

So they won't step on the fish.

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Which film star is always jumping around the forest?

John Treevaulter.

What did the cow say when she jumped off a cliff?

Geronimoo!"