Why do elephants jump across rivers?

So they won't step on the fish.

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why are the sheep in Africa coloured pink?

The elephants are using them as tampons

Where does an elephant carry its laptop?

In its trunk.

Step Jokes More Step Jokes

What do you get when 100 rabbits stand in a row and 99 take a step back?

A receding hare line.

How much have you had to drink?

Me: Like six carrot juices Cop: Please step out of the hamster wheel

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What did the beaver say when he found out his new neighbour was a fish?

Cod dam

Why did the fisherman want to go fishing in Alaska?

Just for the halibut.

River Jokes More River Jokes

How do you spell Mississippi?

Redneck: Which one The river or the state

How did the elephant get out of the river?

Wet

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Which film star is always jumping around the forest?

John Treevaulter.

Why has Mexico never won olympic gold?

All those who can run, jump and swim are in Texas.