Why do elephants jump across rivers?

So they won't step on the fish.

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why are elephants grey?

So you can tell them apart from blueberries!

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a rhino?

The Nobel Prize in Genetics.

Step Jokes More Step Jokes

What do you get when you step into the ring with Mohammad Ali?

Too soon

What's the best vegetable for stepping on when you get out of the shower?

A toe-mat-o.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Who Loves Debates?

De fishes

Why are fish always on drugs?

They just keep getting hooked.

River Jokes More River Jokes

What has a mouth but no teeth?

A: A river.

Why did the man drowning in the river think he wasn't going to die?

He was in de-Nile.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Whats the difference between a hippie and a trampoline?

You take your boots off before you jump on a trampoline.

What do you call attempting to jump to light speed before checking the Hyper Drive first?

A Wookie mistake!