Why do elephants jump across rivers?

So they won't step on the fish.

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Where does an elephant carry its laptop?

In its trunk.

How can you tell when there's an elephant in your sandwich?

When it's too heavy to lift.

Step Jokes More Step Jokes

What do you do if you step on a landmine?

Well standard procedure is to jump 50 feet and spread over a wide area.

What does the Pink Panther say when he steps on an ant?

Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant dead ant dead annnnnntttttttt Courtesy of my little cousin.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What do you call a fish in orbit?

Trouterspace.

What do you call a fish with no eye's?

a fsh

River Jokes More River Jokes

Why was drug addicted Moses upset when he was floating down a river?

because he was in Da-Nile

What is the river of negation called?

The Nile

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why did the Ape jump off the building?

He wanted to show the world the stuff he was made of!

Why did Tigger jump down the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh.