Why do elephants jump across rivers?

So they won't step on the fish.

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkley?

Because if they were small, white, and smooth they'd be Asprin.

What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?

An irrelephant.

Step Jokes More Step Jokes

How are getting popular in high school and getting a college woman pregnant similar?

Step one: penetrate the student body.

How does a flight of steps check out a woman?

It stares.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Where are most fish found ?

Between the head and the tail !

Why did the fisherman decide to go fishing?

For the halibut.

River Jokes More River Jokes

What did the river say when it saw the beavers?

I'll be dammed.

What has a mouth but no teeth?

A: A river.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why did the fish jump out of the water?

Because he was hooked on worms.

Why are lilypads round?

So that it's easier for the hippos to jump on them.