Tic-tac-toe! My 8 year old daughter made this one up.
Thay can smell the goods, but they can't taste them.
Why does beer go faster through you than milk? Unlike milk it doesn't have to change color. Why does Budweiser go faster through you than beer? Unlike beer it doesn't have to change taste.
Because they lack toes
What do you call a man without toes and is allergic to milk Lack-toes intolerant!!
Abandonment.
It was a Free Radical.
Wooden shoe like me to tell you. Props to my 8-year-old daughter for this one
Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall off a balcony
Nutin special. Credit to my 8 year old daughter who made that one up.
Toucan
