What you call toes that taste like mint?

Tic-tac-toe! My 8 year old daughter made this one up.

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What did a lesbian frog tell another lesbian frog?

Damm, we do taste like chicken!

What do you call a coffee made with frothy milk that tastes like crap?

A farte

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Why do ballet dancers always stand on their toes?

Could they not hire taller dancers

What do I think about my toes?

They couldn't be further from my mind.

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What kind of mint is the hardest to swallow?

Abandonment.

Why did the blonde throw tic-tacs in her spaghetti?

The recipe told her to mints her garlic.

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What kind of cell phone reception do astronauts get on the moon?

1/6 G My 8 year old son came up with this one.

What do you call a disembodied nose?

Nobody nose. My 8-year-old niece claims she made this up. I have my doubts.

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What kind of shoes do they wear in Holland?

Wooden shoe like me to tell you. Props to my 8-year-old daughter for this one

What you call toes that taste like mint?

Tic-tac-toe! My 8 year old daughter made this one up.

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What do you get when astronomers play tic-tac-toe?

Exoplanets Thought that one up myself.

How many birds can play tic-tac-toe?

Toucan