What you call toes that taste like mint?

Tic-tac-toe! My 8 year old daughter made this one up.

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Taste Jokes More Taste Jokes

What does blue paint taste like?

Exactly like red paint!

When i go down you know what it tastes like?

Depends...

Toe Jokes More Toe Jokes

Why did the cowboy die with his boots on ?

Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket !

Why does a dinosaur have cracks between his toes?

To carry his library card.

Mint Jokes More Mint Jokes

Who makes a million dollars a day?

Someone who works in a mint.

Why did a lightbulb in the candy store go out?

It needed to get it's fill o' mint.

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Which president likes doing laundry?

George WASHING-A-TON. He's the 8 year old white Kevin Hart.

What do you call a disembodied nose?

Nobody nose. My 8-year-old niece claims she made this up. I have my doubts.

8 Year Old Daughter Jokes More 8 Year Old Daughter Jokes

What do you call a nut that can't talk?

Nutin special. Credit to my 8 year old daughter who made that one up.

What kind of shoes do they wear in Holland?

Wooden shoe like me to tell you. Props to my 8-year-old daughter for this one

Tic Tac Toe Jokes More Tic Tac Toe Jokes

How many birds can play tic-tac-toe?

Toucan

What do you get when astronomers play tic-tac-toe?

Exoplanets Thought that one up myself.