Who makes a million dollars a day?

Someone who works in a mint.

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Why does a cow need a bell?

Because its horn doesn't work.

How is a computer like an air conditioner?

They both stop working properly when you open windows.

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What is a million years like to you?

God: Like one second. Mortal: What is a million dollars like to you God: Like one penny. Mortal: Can I have a penny God: Just a second.

What's the easiest way to make a million dollars?

Invest a billion.

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What kind of mint is the hardest to swallow?

Abandonment.

What do you call someone who sings about mints?

A "Minstrel".