Who makes a million dollars a day?

Someone who works in a mint.

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why did Renault name a car "Le Car"?

So customers wouldn't accidentally drive Le Lawnmower to work.

Where is Victoria working now?

In the kitchen.

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How does a musician make a million dollars?

They start with 2 million.

What's the quickest way to make nine million dollars?

Date Simon Cowell.

Mint Jokes More Mint Jokes

Why did the Hydroxyl molecule blow up the US Mint?

It was a Free Radical.

What you call toes that taste like mint?

Tic-tac-toe! My 8 year old daughter made this one up.