Who makes a million dollars a day?

Someone who works in a mint.

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Why do Puerto ricans have so many kids?

Because pulling out is work!!!

What do you call a poor photographer who works for a tabloid?

A Pauperazzi

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How do you turn a little boy into a little girl?

With a small loan of a million dollars.

What's the easiest way to make a million dollars?

Invest a billion.

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Why did the blonde throw tic-tacs in her spaghetti?

The recipe told her to mints her garlic.

Why did Jesus go to a Candy shop?

To Test a Mint