How does a musician make a million dollars?

They start with 2 million.

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Why did so many black people die in Vietnam?

Because when they shouted "GET DOWN!" they all started dancing.

How does every racist joke start?

looks over both shoulders....

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Why can you trust a musician?

Because he always gives sound advice. Ba dum tsss.

What do you call a musician who breaks up with his girlfriend?

Homeless

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Why did the rich man go crazy?

He had one-million dollars, but no cents.

Who makes a million dollars a day?

Someone who works in a mint.

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How does a musician make a million dollars?

They start with 2 million.

What do you call someone who lost an election by 2 million votes?

Mr. President.