How does a musician make a million doll...

What happened when Smokey the Bear started the forest fire?

A: He got arrested just like you would've.

Why are there school shootings?

Mr.Garrison: "Let's start the day with a world news question. Why are there school shootings?" The media: "Violent video games?" Mr.Garrison: "Okay, now lets try to get an answer from someone who's not a complete retard.

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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds.

What's the easiest way to pay a musician?

Open the door, hand him the cash and take the pizza

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How does a musician make a million dollars?

They start with 2 million.

Why did the rich man go crazy?

He had one-million dollars, but no cents.

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How much does 1 drop of gas cost me?

The boy stumbles: "Well euhm ... nothing I guess." "Thanks, I'll have 2 million drops then"

How does a musician make a million dollars?

They start with 2 million.