How does a musician make a million dollars?

They start with 2 million.

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What happened when Billy Mays's ghost floated into the rave?

Everyone started partying like it was $19.99.

Why women mature faster than men?

Because men start growing breasts only after 40 years old.

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What's the difference between a musician and a large pizza?

The pizza can feed a family of 4.

What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds.

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How does a musician make a million dollars?

They start with 2 million.

What's the difference between a million dollar car and a pile of dead babies?

There's no million dollar car in my garage.

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How much does 1 drop of gas cost me?

The boy stumbles: "Well euhm ... nothing I guess." "Thanks, I'll have 2 million drops then"

What do you call someone who lost an election by 2 million votes?

Mr. President.