How does a musician make a million dollars?

They start with 2 million.

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What starts with an A and has a boom at the end?

Allahu akbar

What word starts with "n" and you never want to call a black person?

Neighbor

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What's the difference between a Blues musician and a Jazz musician?

A blues musician plays 3 chords to audiences of thousands. A jazz musician plays thousands of chords to audiences of 3

What do you call an emperor who's also a musician?

A rock-czar

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What's the quickest way to make nine million dollars?

Date Simon Cowell.

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Invest a billion.

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What do you call someone who lost an election by 2 million votes?

Mr. President.

How much does 1 drop of gas cost me?

The boy stumbles: "Well euhm ... nothing I guess." "Thanks, I'll have 2 million drops then"