How does a musician make a million dollars?

They start with 2 million.

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What four letter word starts with F ends in K and if you can't get it you have to use your hands or fingers...?

A fork

How do you get rid of an itch?

Start from scratch.

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Why was the piano invented?

So that the musician would have a place to put their beer.

What do you call it when one musician abuses another?

An act of violins.

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Who makes a million dollars a day?

Someone who works in a mint.

What's the difference between a million dollar car and a pile of dead babies?

There's no million dollar car in my garage.

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How does a musician make a million dollars?

They start with 2 million.

What do you call someone who lost an election by 2 million votes?

Mr. President.