What's the difference between a million dollar car and a pile of dead babies?

There's no million dollar car in my garage.

Previous Random Joke Next

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an Irish Catholic and a Roman Catholic?

A few notches on the belt buckle.

What's the difference between the people and bullets?

The people miss Harambe.

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

What's the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of bricks ?

Only one can be emptied with a pitchfork.

What do you call a dead baby with a yeast infection?

a quarter pounder with cheese.

Garage Jokes More Garage Jokes

What's the difference between a Lambo and 1,000 dead babies?

I dont have a Lambo in my Garage...

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari?

I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

Pile Jokes More Pile Jokes

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage I do realize this is a sick joke but it still makes me laugh when I hear it. I'm a horrible person

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs lying under a pile of leaves?

Russel.

Million Dollar Jokes More Million Dollar Jokes

What is a million years like to you?

God: Like one second. Mortal: What is a million dollars like to you God: Like one penny. Mortal: Can I have a penny God: Just a second.

What is a small loan of money?

a small loan of a million dollars"