There's no million dollar car in my garage.
A Golden Retriever can sing better.
One is good at rolling blunts, the other is good at bowling runts.
It was attached to my bumper...
A redwood won't fit in a wood chipper.
I don't have 100 dead babies in my garage
I don't have a garabonzo bean in my garage because that's where I get pee'd on so there is tarps everywhere.
With a pitchfork!
99, 98 get in a pile while 1 grabs a match and lighter fluid.
With a small loan of a million dollars.
They start with 2 million.
