What's the difference between a million dollar car and a pile of dead babies?

There's no million dollar car in my garage.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between feminism and a $100 bill?

A $100 bill makes change

What's the difference between a feminist and a bomb vest?

The bomb vest actually does something when triggered.

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

What do you call a dead baby ,who fights crime?

Miscarriage of Justice

What's the hardest part about walking through a field of dead babies?

My erection.

Garage Jokes More Garage Jokes

What does your girlfriend and my garage have in common?

I pull out of both of them.

What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

Pile Jokes More Pile Jokes

What is the one thing wrong with a Piles joke?

It doesn't sit well.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a corvette?

I don't have a corvette in my garage.

Million Dollar Jokes More Million Dollar Jokes

Who makes a million dollars a day?

Someone who works in a mint.

What's the easiest way to make a million dollars?

Invest a billion.