What's the difference between a million dollar car and a pile of dead babies?

There's no million dollar car in my garage.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a violist and a dressmaker?

A: A dressmaker tucks up frills.

How do you tell the difference between a Sunni and a Shiite Muslim?

The Sunni's are the ones with the Shiite blown out of them.

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

What's the difference between a Porsche and a trash bag full of dead babies?

I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

What diapers should you put on a dead baby?

Pamperspired.

Garage Jokes More Garage Jokes

What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a ferrari?

I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

Pile Jokes More Pile Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs lying under a pile of leaves?

Russel.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leafs?

Russel

Million Dollar Jokes More Million Dollar Jokes

Who makes a million dollars a day?

Someone who works in a mint.

How does a musician make a million dollars?

They start with 2 million.