Why did the dead baby cross the road?

It was attached to my bumper...

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Why couldn't the dinosaur cross the road?

There were no roads!

Why did the piece of gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken.

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What do you get when you cross a squirrel with a Hummer?

A gray and red hairy paste.

What do you get if you cross history and a cow?

A moo-suem.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage I do realize this is a sick joke but it still makes me laugh when I hear it. I'm a horrible person

What's the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of bricks ?

Only one can be emptied with a pitchfork.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road?

It was attached to my bumper...

Why are branches attached to trees?

Because they stick