Why did the dead baby cross the road?

It was attached to my bumper...

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the grinch cross the road?

HE HAS TOO MUCH LONGER LEG !!!!

Why did the headless chicken cross the road?

Cause he was supposed to be-headed to the other side

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rabbit?

A dead rabbit with a big hole.

Why did the chicken cross the stage?

To get to the other aside!

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall?

Depends on how hard you can throw them.

What's worse than seven dead babies in a trash can?

One dead baby in seven trash cans. What's your dead baby joke

Attach Jokes More Attach Jokes

Why are branches attached to trees?

Because they stick

What do you attach to a transgender chicken?

Dez Nuts!