Why did the dead baby cross the road?

It was attached to my bumper...

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the pillow cross the road?

Because it was cooler on the other side.

Why did the bubblegum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken's legs.

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What do you get if you cross a baby with soldiers ?

Infantry !

What do you get if you cross a computer with a hamburger?

A big mac.

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Porsche?

I've never been inside a Porsche. Nor do I have 12 Porsches in my garage.

What's the difference between a dead baby and mistletoe?

I don't hang mistletoe at Christmas time

Attach Jokes More Attach Jokes

What do you call a relationship that never works out between guitarists?

No strings attached

Why are branches attached to trees?

Because they stick