Why are branches attached to trees?

Because they stick

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What kind of bird always sticks together?

A velcrow Courtesy of Jokels.com:

Why don't midgets ever get accepted into nudist colonies?

They keep sticking their noses into everyone else's business.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Whats the difference between a noose and a leash?

How high you tie it on a tree.

How do you get a one armed polack out of a tree?

Wave hello

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What's a Michigander?

A: An Ohioan who can read. Q: What's an Ohioan? A: A Kentuckian who can count. Q: What's a Kentuckian? A: A West Virginian with a branching family tree. Q: And who the hell are you to be making all these rude judgments? A: Trauma counselor for tour guides.

Why did I join Twitter?

Well I was sick of only being hated by coworkers and family so I wanted to branch out.

Attach Jokes More Attach Jokes

How much for it?

Just take it "For free What's the catch " No strings attached. "You son of a bit.."

Why is lumberjack the only job with some random guy's name attached?

Why aren't plumbers called, like, toiletdougs Or crapperjoels