Why are branches attached to trees?

Because they stick

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What do you call something brown and sticky?

A stick. I'll see myself out.

What did you learn at summer camp?

KID: We built a generator out of sticks and mud MOM: A generator For what KID: To charge our iPods

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What does Johnny Depp say when cutting down trees?

TIMBUUUUUUUURTON

Who lands first?

The Italian. The black is tied to the tree.

Branch Jokes More Branch Jokes

What did the poplar tree say to the weeping willow?

Hey pal, you just need to branch out more.

Why was the tree in prison?

Because it broke every branch of the law.

Attach Jokes More Attach Jokes

What do you attach to a transgender chicken?

Dez Nuts!

Why did Jesus drop out of the carpentry business?

He got too attached to his work.