Why are branches attached to trees?

Because they stick

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

How many kids does Adrian Peterson have?

More than you can shake a stick at

What's brown ans sticky???

a stick :) haha (yes i know its super lame)

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why did Sarah fall out of the tree?

Because she had no arms. Knock-knock! "Who's there " Not Sarah.

How did the blonde break her leg from raking the leaves?

She fell out of the tree.

Branch Jokes More Branch Jokes

What did the tree do when the bank closed?

It started its own branch

What did the poplar tree say to the weeping willow?

Hey pal, you just need to branch out more.

Attach Jokes More Attach Jokes

How much for it?

Just take it "For free What's the catch " No strings attached. "You son of a bit.."

What do you attach to a transgender chicken?

Dez Nuts!