What do you attach to a transgender chicken?

Dez Nuts!

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Why do they attach chains to their pens?

If I am trusting you with my money, you should trust me with your pens.

What did Patrick Stewart say when he was given a tortoise for his birthday?

Please, take it back. I don't like getting attached to animals. Especially when they only live 100 years.