What did the depressed pimp want for his birthday?

to be alone with his thots

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Why did the student study in an airplane?

He wanted a higher education!

What's something that the inventor doesn't want, the buyer doesn't use, and the user doesn't know about it?

A casket

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How do Etheopians celebrate their first birthday?

By putting flowers on the grave

When's your birthday?

Me: (Drunk) um ok thats easy... ten dash four PO: What year Me: Ugh duh every year

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Which one can do it?

It's the thot that counts.

Whats a hoes idea?

A Thot.