What did the depressed pimp want for his birthday?

to be alone with his thots

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What do clouds want to be when they grow up?

Thunderstorms

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She wanted to be on time.

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Get married on his birthday.

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Whats a hoes idea?

A Thot.

What did the depressed pimp want for his birthday?

to be alone with his thots