What did the depressed pimp want for his birthday?

to be alone with his thots

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What's common between Marriage & a Port-a-potty?

There are those who are waiting to get in it and then you have those wanting too get out of it.

Why do you want to join the Secret Service?

Me: "It's a secret." Job interviewer: "You got the job."

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What does a snowman say to his son on his birthday?

dad joke) Happy Brr-day son!

What did the teenage crow want for his birthday?

a-CAW!

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Whats a hoes idea?

A Thot.

What did the depressed pimp want for his birthday?

to be alone with his thots