Why do you want to join the Secret Service?

Me: "It's a secret." Job interviewer: "You got the job."

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Why did the bird join he air force?

He wanted to be a parrot trooper!

What's the last thing you want to hear while using a urinal?

nice watch"

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What happens when doughnuts join a sorority?

They have to go through the glazing. I'm sorry I'm a baker it just came to me... Pun-ishment is in order.

What did the bunny want to do when he grew up?

Join the Hare Force.

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican and a black man?

Someone who steals your job then doesn't show up.

What do Apple and the US economy have in common now?

No Jobs

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What's his secret?

He's in a wheelchair

Why can't you keep a secret from cattle?

They herd

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How do you tell the difference between Al Gore and the secret service when they're in the same room?

Al Gore's the stiff one.

What is the only law enforcement agency that will get in trouble if a black man is shot?

The Secret Service