Why do you want to join the Secret Service?

Me: "It's a secret." Job interviewer: "You got the job."

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What does Asian Matthew Mcconaughey want for dinner?

All rice, all rice, all rice

Why don't parrot's like black people?

Because Polly wants a cracker.

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Why did Hank Hill join an S&ampM club?

He heard they were Pro-Pain.

What do you get when Italians join ISIS?

Baked Yazidi

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What's the difference between an Art major and a guy who mops bathrooms at KFC?

One has a job.

Why didn't Zeke get that job at the KFC off the interstate?

He thought they'd want to hear that back at the farm, he likes doin' chickens right also.

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Why do you want to join the Secret Service?

Me: "It's a secret." Job interviewer: "You got the job."

Why shouldn't you tell secrets on the farm?

The corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, and the beanstalk.

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What is the difference between the regular police and the secret service?

The secret service is the only police that gets in trouble if a black person dies. Shamelessly stolen from the correspondents' dinner.

How do you tell the difference between Al Gore and the secret service when they're in the same room?

Al Gore's the stiff one.