Why do you want to join the Secret Service?

Me: "It's a secret." Job interviewer: "You got the job."

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Why do volleyball player want to join the armed forces?

For the chance to gain some experience in the service.

Why do Apes like tall buildings?

They want to climb the heights of the business world!

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What are the odds of an anorexic girl joining the clergy?

Slim to nun.

What do you call a dinosaur who joins the band The Clash?

A StayGosaurus

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Why didn't the bullet have a job?

It got fired.

What do you call a farmer who is really good at his job?

A man who is outstanding in his field.

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What's the capital of brazil?

My daughter: that's a secret

What's that movie about the girl who forgets Adam Sandler every day?

I want to know her secret

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What is the only law enforcement agency that will get in trouble if a black man is shot?

The Secret Service

Why did Bill and Hillary send Chelsea to a private school?

A: If they sent her to a public school the secret service would be out-gunned!