Why do you want to join the Secret Service?

Me: "It's a secret." Job interviewer: "You got the job."

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Why did they produce a reality show about midgets?

Because they only wanted a little drama.

Why do people say that Canadians always want to establish that they're Canadian?

As a Canadian, this offends me.

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Why did all of Britain stop smoking pot?

Because they all joined

What do you call corn that joins the army?

Kernel.

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What job did the farmer give to his learning-disabled child?

Herder

Why did the cross eyed teacher quit her job?

Because she couldn't control her pupils.

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Where does a toilet keep his secrets?

In his diarrhea.

What's that movie about the girl who forgets Adam Sandler every day?

I want to know her secret

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What is the only law enforcement agency that will get in trouble if a black man is shot?

The Secret Service

How do you tell the difference between Al Gore and the secret service when they're in the same room?

Al Gore's the stiff one.