What did the bunny want to do when he grew up?

Join the Hare Force.

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What did my wife say to me?

I want a divorce

Why did the police arrest the energizer bunny?

He was wanted for several charges of battery

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What happened to the ghost who couldn't scare?

He had to join a support group since he couldn't handle his boos.

Why did the dyslexic escapologist join the International Socialists?

A. because he wanted to help untie the human race.

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How often do you floss?

Me: Daily Dentist: *Pulls fully grown centaur from between my 2nd and 3rd molars*

Why doesn't Sean Connery have any grown up children?

He prefers them shaken, not stirred.

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Why are bunnies so good at brewing?

Cause beer is made with hops.

What did Peter rabbit say to his girlfriend when they broke up?

Now you're just some bunny that I used to know."

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What did the bunny want to do when he grew up?

Join the Hare Force.

Where do rabbits learn to fly?

The Hare Force