What did the bunny want to do when he grew up?

Join the Hare Force.

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Why did the philanthropist learn how to subtract?

Because he wanted to make a difference. My first original, time for open mic!

What did the computer say to the pirate?

Want to date hot Russians!

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Why should you never invite a pig to join your tug-of-war team?

Pigs want to be pulled through the mudhole.

Why did the Pasta join a dating website?

Because he was cannelloni.

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What kind of tree grows in your hand?

A palm tree.

What did the worm want to do when he grew up?

He wanted to join the Apple Core (Corps).

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What do you get when you cross a bunny with an orange?

A pip squeak.

Why did the bunny find some extra green in his paycheck?

Because he put in a little extra clovertime.

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Where do rabbits learn to fly?

The Hare Force

What did the bunny want to do when he grew up?

Join the Hare Force.