Why did Blackbeard cross the road?

To indicate where the treasure is buried.

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What kind of underwear does a person wear when buried?

Fruit of the tomb

Why are Lawyers buried forty feet deep when they die?

Because deep down they're really nice people.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What's that pig doing in the middle of the road with a red light on its head?

Didn't you tell me to put out a stop swine

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to your house... Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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What do you get if you cross two snakes with a magic spell ?

Addercadabra and abradacobra !

How did the road break its ankles?

The chicken crossed it.

Blackbeard Jokes More Blackbeard Jokes

Why did Blackbeard cross the road?

To indicate where the treasure is buried.

What is Blackbeard and Captain Hooks favorite workout routine?

Pirates.

Treasure Jokes More Treasure Jokes

Why did the little crab keep all the treasure for himself?

Because he was a little shellfish.

Where do frogs keep their treasure ?

In a croak of gold at the end of the rainbow !

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Why did Blackbeard cross the road?

To indicate where the treasure is buried.

What does the 1286BC incribed on the mummy's tomb indicate ?

The registration of the car that ran him over !