Why did Blackbeard cross the road?

To indicate where the treasure is buried.

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Why was Sir Isaac Newton buried at Westminster Abbey?

Because he was dead.

Why do they bury Germans 20 meters underground?

A: Because deep down they are really nice.

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What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt ?

Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'

Why didn't Jesus cross the road?

Because you can't cross a road when your nailed to a cross

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a motorcycle and a truck?

hit by a car.

What do you get if you cross a telephone with an iron?

A smooth operator!

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What is Blackbeard and Captain Hooks favorite workout routine?

Pirates.

Why did Blackbeard cross the road?

To indicate where the treasure is buried.

Treasure Jokes More Treasure Jokes

What's a bear's favorite kind of treasure?

Bearied.

Why didn't the shrimp share his treasure?

He was a little shellfish.

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What does the 1286BC incribed on the mummy's tomb indicate ?

The registration of the car that ran him over !

Why did Blackbeard cross the road?

To indicate where the treasure is buried.