What has 5 teeth and 60 eyes?

A bus full of old people

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Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

Who's there ! Becka ! Becka who ?

Becka the bus is the best place to sit !

What do you call a late teacher?

Mr. Bus

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What shape is produced when you knock over a 60s actress?

a Tippihedron

What happens when a pirate turns 60?

He joins AARP

5 Jokes More 5 Jokes

Why was 5 afraid of 7?

Because 6, 7 8.(http://www.reocities.com/Area51/Meteor/9836/yoda/yodafunface2.jpg)

Why couldn't 5 stop drinking?

Because it was 2 turnt up

Old People Jokes More Old People Jokes

What do old people smell like?

Depends

What kind of underwear do old people wear?

Depends.