What has 5 teeth and 60 eyes?

A bus full of old people

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What do monsters play when they are in the bus?

Squash.

What has 5 teeth and 60 eyes?

A bus full of old people

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What do you call an unfriendly American from the 60's?

An anti-socialist

What happens when a pirate turns 60?

He joins AARP

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What animal runs around happily with 5 legs?

A pit bull in a kindergarten

Why was 5 afraid of 6?

Because 6 7 8! ...(in honor of May 4th Star Wars day)...

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What do old people often do?

Die

How do old people check up to see how their friends are doing?

They look in the obituary