What has 5 teeth and 60 eyes?

A bus full of old people

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What do you call a bus on its way to Comic Con?

Virgin Mobile

What do you call a walrus that's been hit by a bus?

Dead.

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What shape is produced when you knock over a 60s actress?

a Tippihedron

What has 5 teeth and 60 eyes?

A bus full of old people

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What do you call 5 guys who have no arms or legs and a woman floating in the water together?

Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob and Ann

Why are we here?

Me: Philosophers still don't know 5: No, why are we HERE Wife: Your dad is lost and won't ask for directions

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What do old people often do?

Die

Why do old people prefer to live in one story houses?

There close to the ground.