What has 5 teeth and 60 eyes?

A bus full of old people

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Why are we making such a big deal about the wheels on the bus going round and round?

They're wheels.

Why have you parked your bus here?

Bus Driver: The sign says "Bus Stop."

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What has 5 teeth and 60 eyes?

A bus full of old people

How you're feeling now?

Patient: I'm feeling lonely with chill girl and 60 other persons

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Why was 5 afraid of 7?

Because 6, 7 8.(http://www.reocities.com/Area51/Meteor/9836/yoda/yodafunface2.jpg)

Why is the set including the square root of 5 and the square root of 4 similar to the set including anarchism and authoritarianism?

They are both unlike radicals.

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What do old people with Alzheimer's often say?

I don't remember.

What do you call a bus driver who helps old people and parents with children on and off the bus?

A stand up driver.