What has 5 teeth and 60 eyes?

A bus full of old people

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream?

She got hit by a bus. Why did Sally fall off the swing? She lost her arms when she was hit by a bus. Why did Sally not get back on the swing? She also lost her legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for Christmas? I don't know, she couldn't open it.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream while crossing the street?

She got hit by a Bus.

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What has 60 legs and 8 teeth?

The front row of a Country concert

What did they start calling Kim Jong Un after he shed 60 kgs in weight?

Kim Jong Un what you thought it was Slim Jong Un? Sorry but you are not allowed to make puns on your supreme leader's name in North Korea

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What did the black mother name her 5 daughters?

Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone. How did she tell them apart She called them by their last names!

Why does Yoda think 5 is afraid of 7?

Because "6, 7 ate".

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What has 5 teeth and 60 eyes?

A bus full of old people

Why do people say children are the future?

They are clearly the present. Old people are the future.