Why did the kid drop his ice cream?

Because the bus hit him.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What do you call the kids claiming "We don't need no education"?

Comfortably Dumb

How old are your kids?

kids "

Ice Cream Jokes More Ice Cream Jokes

What is Imperator Furiosa's least favorite type of ice cream?

Rocky Road.

Which football team loves ice-cream?

Aston Vanilla!

Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

Which of these three does not belong: (A) a lobster, (B) a flounder, or (C) a Korean man who has just been run over by a bus?

The answer is (B) a flounder. The other two are crushedAsians.

Where is children?

Latvian man respond "Children is dead from childbirth." Bus leave.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What is Kathy Griffin's screen saver?

Celebrity names dropping.

What's the worst part about dumping a Japanese girl?

You gotta drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why did Sally drop her ice cream while crossing the street?

She got hit by a Bus.

What is the difference between a baby and a alarm clock?

You only have to hit the alarm clock once to make it be quiet...