Why did the kid drop his ice cream?

Because the bus hit him.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What did the robot say to the gas pump?

Take your finger out of your ear and listen to me!" I saw this in a Highlights magazine when I was a kid.

What do kids yell at old people who are just trying to play?

GET OFF MY LAN!

Ice Cream Jokes More Ice Cream Jokes

What's the difference between Americans and ice cream?

Ice cream fits in a tub.

How many marshmallows does it take to get to the moon?

Purple, there are no bones in ice cream!

Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

What do you call a late teacher?

Mr. Bus

Why did Jimmy drop his icecream?

He got hit by a bus!

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Why couldn't Frodo drop the Ring into Mt. Doom?

Force of Hobbit.

What animal is faster than a cheetah?

A cow dropped out of a helicopter.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What's green and hurts when it hits you in the eye?

A snooker table

Why should you never hit people with violins?

Because violins is not the answer...