When should I reach the bus station if the bus leaves at 1530 hrs?

before 15:30 ... I'll show myself out

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What do you call a scar left by the Swedish Chef?

A borkmark.

What does a woman and KFC have in common?

By the time youre finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.

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Which of these three does not belong: (A) a lobster, (B) a flounder, or (C) a Korean man who has just been run over by a bus?

The answer is (B) a flounder. The other two are crushedAsians.

Why did Jimmy drop his icecream?

He got hit by a bus!

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Who reached the ground first?

Noone cares.

Why can't penguins fly?

They're too short to reach the controls of the plane.