When should I reach the bus station if the bus leaves at 1530 hrs?

before 15:30 ... I'll show myself out

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What did the commander say when she realized that she had left Matt Damon on Mars?

I have left my Mark on Mars"

What do you do when your suicidal friend asks for a hi-five?

You leave him hanging....

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Why did the Afgahni get burnt lips?

Because he tried to blow up a bus.

How many retards does it take to push a bus?

Just one. They're retardedily strong.

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Whats a statisticians favourite S Club 7 song?

Reach For The **Stats**.

Why couldn't the hippie reach his tie dyed T-shirt?

Because it was Far Out!