When should I reach the bus station if the bus leaves at 1530 hrs?

before 15:30 ... I'll show myself out

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What do disabled people get when there's a fire in the building?

Left behind

What does Mrs Dracula say to Mr Dracula when he leaves for work in the evening?

Have a nice bite!

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When should I reach the bus station if the bus leaves at 1530 hrs?

before 15:30 ... I'll show myself out

Why did I stop reading M.C Escher books on the bus?

Because I always get weird stairs

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What do you call the first sperm that reaches the egg?

The ova achiever

Why can't dwarfs sing?

Because they can't reach the high notes. Bonus: how does dwarves communicate? Smalltalk.