Why couldn't the NSA leave their houses?

They got Snowden.

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What Happens when the Cubs win the World Series?

They Leave a Trail of Tears

What's the difference between a waitress and your mom?

A waitress leaves me alone after I give her the tip.

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Why couldn't the whistleblower pick up his dry-cleaning?

Because he was Snowden! (Snowed in)

What did the whistleblower say after the blizzard in Russia?

I'm Snowden!

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How do Mexicans warm their houses in the winter months?

Central Fajiting.

What do you call houses who have good behavior?

Manors.

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Why didn't the NSA agent cross the road?

He was snowed in.

Why didn't the NSA request AT&ampT's phone records?

Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!