Why couldn't the NSA leave their houses?

They got Snowden.

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Why does Beyonce sing, "To the left, to the left!"?

Because black women have no rights.

What do you call a man under a pile of leaves?

Russell. What do you call a man under a pile of leaves for thousands of years Pete.

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Why couldn't the whistleblower pick up his dry-cleaning?

Because he was Snowden! (Snowed in)

Why couldn't the NSA agent leave the Russian airport?

Because he got Snowden!

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What did the mexican-american say when two houses landed on him?

Get off me holmes!

How many disappointments can you fit into a van?

I don't know, I can't get them outside of the house.

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What did the NSA say to Russia after the blizzard?

We're Snowden!

Why didn't the NSA request AT&T's phone records?

Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!