Why couldn't the NSA leave their houses?

They got Snowden.

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What does a tree do when it goes on vacation?

It packs its trunk and leaves.

What does every Tickle Me Elmo receive before it leaves the factory?

Two testicles.

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What did the NSA say to Russia after the blizzard?

We're Snowden!

Why was Edward stuck at the Russian airport?

Because he was Snowden.

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Why do Republicans make good DJs?

Because they know how to shut the House down.

What did the cholo say when two houses fell on top of him?

Get off me homes!

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What did the NSA say to Russia after the blizzard?

We're Snowden!

Why does the NSA hate the winter?

They got snowed in.