Why couldn't the NSA leave their houses?

They got Snowden.

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How do you stop ISIS?

Leave some milk in the sun for a few days.

What do you call a government official that can't leave an airport because of a blizzard?

Edward Snowed In

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Why does the NSA hate winter?

Because they're not used to getting Snowden. (I'll see myself out)

Why couldn't the NSA go outside?

They were Snowden.

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How do you know that an Asian has robbed your house?

Your mailbox is missing!

What's a gangsta say when a house falls on him?

Get off me, homes!

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Why didn't the NSA agent cross the road?

He was snowed in.

What difference does an "A" make?

Between NASA and NSA--it's astronomical.