Why couldn't the NSA leave their houses?

They got Snowden.

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How do remove a bunch of drunk Canadians from the pool?

You ask them to leave.

What Is the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag?

One is white, made of plastic, and very dangerous if left around small children. The other is a plastic bag.

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Why couldn't the NSA go outside?

They were Snowden.

Why couldn't the NSA agent leave the Russian airport?

Because he got Snowden!

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What did the cholo say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me, homes!" My brother heard this on Tosh.

Why do they name all hurricanes after women?

Because when they arrive they are wet and wild, and when they leave they take your house and car

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Why couldn't the NSA go outside?

They were Snowden.

Why couldn't the NSA agent leave the Russian airport?

Because he got Snowden!