Why couldn't the NSA leave their houses?

They got Snowden.

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What did the peanut say to his wife before he left?

I'll be back in a jiffy

What is someone who just got left at the alters least favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe

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Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his house?

Because he was Snowden

Why can't Edward leave Russia this winter?

He'll be Snowden.

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What does Joe Biden say as he is leaving his house?

Biden

What do you call a fissure in the earth that houses old Russian rulers who like to mock others ironically?

Tsar-Chasm

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Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower's plane leave Washington DC?

He was Edward Snowed-In.

What do you call the Mexican version of the NSA?

Jalapeno Business...........