Why didn't the NSA request AT&T's phone records?

Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!

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What do you get when you drop an egg off the Empire State Building?

New Yolk

What Do you Call a Bowler that drops his ball a lot?

Gutterfingers!

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Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower's plane leave Washington DC?

He was Edward Snowed-In.

What do you call an NSA whistle-blower spending the winter in Russia?

Edward Snowed-in

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When The NSA is Monitoring Your Computer?

The power is on and you're connected to the internet.

Why do the cops monitor the store that sells upper-case letters for computers?

It's a shifty business.

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Where did AT&T get their 2007 slogan?

Ireland: More bars in more places

Why did all the prisoners at the AT&T jail escape?

Because they had no bars on their cells!

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Why are the citizens of Damascus so solemn when talking about oil?

A: Because it's Syria's business. (cross-post from by request)

What did the cop do when his Sergeant did not grant him the vacation he requested?

Shot a black man.

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Why didn't the NSA request AT&ampT's phone records?

Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!

Why didn't the NSA request AT&T's phone records?

Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!