What did the monitor say when it got punched?

Ouch, that Hertz!"

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What's the difference between a feminist and a computer?

You can punch information into a computer.

Who was the best boxer of all time?

Jim Jones, I heard he took out 909 people with one punch.

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What's the only painful car rental company?

Hertz.

What distance say when velocity fell on top of him?

Ow, this really hertz.

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Who has time to monitor followers/unfollowers?

I can barely keep track of my kids and I only have 1 of those. Wait. Two. I have 2 kids.

Why do the cops monitor the store that sells upper-case letters for computers?

It's a shifty business.

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What did the monitor say when it got punched?

Ouch, that Hertz!"

What did the baby otter say when it walked into the club?

Ouch