What did the monitor say when it got punched?

Ouch, that Hertz!"

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Why should you know who is the bride at an Irish wedding?

Because that's the one you're *not* allowed to punch in the face.

How do you break a Polish man's finger?

Punch him in the nose.

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What did the monitor say when it got punched?

Ouch, that Hertz!"

What does an electric engineer say when they get kicked in the balls?

Owch! it hertz

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What did the monitor say when it got punched?

Ouch, that Hertz!"

Who has time to monitor followers/unfollowers?

I can barely keep track of my kids and I only have 1 of those. Wait. Two. I have 2 kids.

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What did the monitor say when it got punched?

Ouch, that Hertz!"

What did the T-Rex say when he stubbed his toe?

Ouch. I'm Dino-sore!"