What did the monitor say when it got punched?

Ouch, that Hertz!"

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Why was Peter Pan a bad boxer?

His punches Neverland.

What does a feminist get when she can't afford a punching bag?

A boyfriend.

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What did the monitor say when it got punched?

Ouch, that Hertz!"

What did the Computer Processor say when it was overclocked?

It Hertz.

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Why didn't the NSA request AT&T's phone records?

Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!

Who has time to monitor followers/unfollowers?

I can barely keep track of my kids and I only have 1 of those. Wait. Two. I have 2 kids.

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What did the T-Rex say when he stubbed his toe?

Ouch. I'm Dino-sore!"

What would Germans call a painfully offensive joke?

Ouchwitz &gtsay ouch when offended or in pain &gtWitz is the German word for joke &gtsounds like auschwitz