What did the monitor say when it got punched?

Ouch, that Hertz!"

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How do you break a Polish man's finger?

Punch him in the nose.

Where did Ronda Rousey learn how to take a punch?

Holm School

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What's the only painful car rental company?

Hertz.

How do you measure love?

In hertz!

Monitor Jokes More Monitor Jokes

Who has time to monitor followers/unfollowers?

I can barely keep track of my kids and I only have 1 of those. Wait. Two. I have 2 kids.

What did the monitor say when it got punched?

Ouch, that Hertz!"

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What would Germans call a painfully offensive joke?

Ouchwitz &gtsay ouch when offended or in pain &gtWitz is the German word for joke &gtsounds like auschwitz

What did the T-Rex say when he stubbed his toe?

Ouch. I'm Dino-sore!"