What did the T-Rex say when he stubbed his toe?

Ouch. I'm Dino-sore!"

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What do you do when you stub your toe?

Call a toe truck.

What do you call a guy with a toe growing out of his knee?

Tony.

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What did the monitor say when it got punched?

Ouch, that Hertz!"

What did the baby otter say when it walked into the club?

Ouch

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What do you call a T-Rex that's been weightlifting all day?

Dino-sore

What did the T-Rex say when he stubbed his toe?

Ouch. I'm Dino-sore!"

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What do you do when you stub your toe?

Call a toe truck.

Why did Mario lose a life?

He stubbed his MiyamoToe. ...I'll see my way out.