What did the T-Rex say when he stubbed his toe?

Ouch. I'm Dino-sore!"

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Who has to always be on there toes?

A midget at a urinal.

What do you call a bee with a toe?

Toby"

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What would Germans call a painfully offensive joke?

Ouchwitz &gtsay ouch when offended or in pain &gtWitz is the German word for joke &gtsounds like auschwitz

What did the monitor say when it got punched?

Ouch, that Hertz!"

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How did the T-Rex feel after his workout session?

He felt dinosore.

What happens when a T-Rex bites you?

A: You get a dino-sore.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe?

The Holocaust

What do you do when you stub your toe?

Call a toe truck.