What did the T-Rex say when he stubbed his toe?

Ouch. I'm Dino-sore!"

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Why do ballerinas stand on their toes?

Can't they just get taller women

What did a cell say to his sister cell, when she stepped on his toe?

Mitosis!

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What did the baby otter say when it walked into the club?

Ouch

What did the monitor say when it got punched?

Ouch, that Hertz!"

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What do you call a T-Rex with tourettes?

I'm sorry.

Why did the T-Rex go extinct?

He had a reptile dysfunction.

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What did the T-Rex say when he stubbed his toe?

Ouch. I'm Dino-sore!"

What do you do when you stub your toe?

Call a toe truck.