What did the T-Rex say when he stubbed his toe?

Ouch. I'm Dino-sore!"

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Why did the foot smile?

He was toe very happy. Jesus that is awful.

What did the person say when someone tried to cut off their toes?

I'm lactose intolerant.

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What did the monitor say when it got punched?

Ouch, that Hertz!"

What did the T-Rex say when he stubbed his toe?

Ouch. I'm Dino-sore!"

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How did the T-Rex feel after his workout session?

He felt dinosore.

Why can't the T-Rex play the piano?

Cause they're dead!

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Why did Mario lose a life?

He stubbed his MiyamoToe. ...I'll see my way out.

What's worse than stubbing your toe?

The Holocaust