What do you do when you stub your toe?

Call a toe truck.

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What's pink has five toes and is carried by the Easter Bunny?

His lucky people's foot!

Why do cows have hoofs?

Because they lack toes

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What did the goldsmith say when he stubbed his toe?

Au

Why did Mario lose a life?

He stubbed his MiyamoToe. ...I'll see my way out.