What do you do when you stub your toe?

Call a toe truck.

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What do you call a cat that has boils on its skin and can't feel it's toes?

A leperd

Who has to always be on there toes?

A midget at a urinal.

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What did the T-Rex say when he stubbed his toe?

Ouch. I'm Dino-sore!"

What's worse than stubbing your toe?

The Holocaust