What do you do when you stub your toe?

Call a toe truck.

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Why do ballet dancers always stand on their toes?

Could they not hire taller dancers

What did the goldsmith say when he stubbed his toe?

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What did the kid say to his nanny when she stubbed her toe while trying to catch him?

Nana boo boo

What did the goldsmith say when he stubbed his toe?

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