What do you do when you stub your toe?

Call a toe truck.

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How do you keep men on their toes?

Raise the urinals

Why did the cowboy die with his boots on ?

Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket !

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Why did Mario lose a life?

He stubbed his MiyamoToe. ...I'll see my way out.

What did the T-Rex say when he stubbed his toe?

Ouch. I'm Dino-sore!"