What do you do when you stub your toe?

Call a toe truck.

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What's pink has five toes and is carried by the Easter Bunny?

His lucky people's foot!

What do you call man without toes?

What do you call a man without toes and is allergic to milk Lack-toes intolerant!!

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What do you do when you stub your toe?

Call a toe truck.

What did the kid say to his nanny when she stubbed her toe while trying to catch him?

Nana boo boo