Stub Jokes

What did the T-Rex say when he stubbed his toe?

Ouch. I'm Dino-sore!"

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What did the kid say to his nanny when she stubbed her toe while trying to catch him?

Nana boo boo

What's worse than stubbing your toe?

The Holocaust

What do you do when you stub your toe?

Call a toe truck.

Why did the cowboy die with his boots on ?

Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket !

Why did Mario lose a life?

He stubbed his MiyamoToe. ...I'll see my way out.

What did the goldsmith say when he stubbed his toe?

Au

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Take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way!

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Winning the jackpot in two separate lotteries at the same time.

What's the difference between the Holocaust and this joke?

The Holocaust was funny.

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What was the old lady's favourite type of wine?

Why don't you ever take me to Florida " Courtesy of my Nana.

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