Stub Jokes

What did the T-Rex say when he stubbed his toe?

Ouch. I'm Dino-sore!"

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What did the kid say to his nanny when she stubbed her toe while trying to catch him?

Nana boo boo

What's worse than stubbing your toe?

The Holocaust

What do you do when you stub your toe?

Call a toe truck.

Why did the cowboy die with his boots on ?

Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket !

Why did Mario lose a life?

He stubbed his MiyamoToe. ...I'll see my way out.

What did the goldsmith say when he stubbed his toe?

Au

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What did the figurine say when the boot flew past her protective dome?

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What did one cell say to his sister that stepped on his toe?

Mitosis

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What do you call a T-Rex with a bomb strapped to it's chest?

Dinomite

Why did the T-Rex's girlfriend leave him?

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Which part of your body shuts down last when you die?

The eyes, cause they di-late.

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