Stub Jokes

What did the T-Rex say when he stubbed his toe?

Ouch. I'm Dino-sore!"

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What did the kid say to his nanny when she stubbed her toe while trying to catch him?

Nana boo boo

What's worse than stubbing your toe?

The Holocaust

What do you do when you stub your toe?

Call a toe truck.

Why did the cowboy die with his boots on ?

Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket !

Why did Mario lose a life?

He stubbed his MiyamoToe. ...I'll see my way out.

What did the goldsmith say when he stubbed his toe?

Au

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Adam you gotta try this!

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Why can't the T-rex clap its hands?

Because it's dead.

What did the T-Rex say when he stubbed his toe?

Ouch. I'm Dino-sore!"

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What is worse than the earthquake in Italy?

The Holocaust.

What's the difference between the Holocaust and this joke?

The Holocaust was funny.

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Why did the cowboy adopt a Weiner dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy

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Whats the favored pasta dish among ISIL members?

Baked Yazidi............ I know where I'm going after this life :(

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I wrote to my North Korean pen pal "I can't complain" he wrote back.

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What did the kid say to his nanny when she stubbed her toe while trying to catch him?

Nana boo boo

What do you call a docks nanny?

An Au'Peir

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How did the possessed lady lose weight?

Diet and exorcise.

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Someone's gonna lose a trailer.

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How do you get 100 babies into a bucket... With a blender How do you get them out again?

With tortilla chips

Why do choirs keep buckets handy?

So they can carry their tune