Stub Jokes

What did the T-Rex say when he stubbed his toe?

Ouch. I'm Dino-sore!"

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What did the kid say to his nanny when she stubbed her toe while trying to catch him?

Nana boo boo

What's worse than stubbing your toe?

The Holocaust

What do you do when you stub your toe?

Call a toe truck.

Why did the cowboy die with his boots on ?

Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket !

Why did Mario lose a life?

He stubbed his MiyamoToe. ...I'll see my way out.

What did the goldsmith say when he stubbed his toe?

Au

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Because his boots were at the menders !

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What's worse than stubbing your toe?

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How do u castrate a priest ?

Kick the alter boy in the chin )

What would be the perfect theme song to Oscar Pistorius kicking trying to kick down a bathroom door?

Good Vibrations

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What do you call a kid with no arms and legs and severe Down syndrome?

Names

Why was the violin coach arrested ?

He was fiddling with the kids. *

Thor Jokes More Thor Jokes

Why did Thor decide to sleep in?

He was up all night to Get Loki.

Why is Thor's brother always overlooked?

Because he's low key.

Nanny Jokes More Nanny Jokes

What do you call a docks nanny?

An Au'Peir

What are the level differences between nannies?

Answer: the A level nannies suggest leafy vegetables... But the B nannies force kale.

Ouch Jokes More Ouch Jokes

What did the T-Rex say when he stubbed his toe?

Ouch. I'm Dino-sore!"

What did the monitor say when it got punched?

Ouch, that Hertz!"

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Why did the cowboy get a daschund?

Because someone told him to get along little doggie.

How many Dallas Cowboys fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't. They just talk about when it did work.