Stub Jokes

What did the T-Rex say when he stubbed his toe?

Ouch. I'm Dino-sore!"

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What did the kid say to his nanny when she stubbed her toe while trying to catch him?

Nana boo boo

What's worse than stubbing your toe?

The Holocaust

What do you do when you stub your toe?

Call a toe truck.

Why did the cowboy die with his boots on ?

Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket !

Why did Mario lose a life?

He stubbed his MiyamoToe. ...I'll see my way out.

What did the goldsmith say when he stubbed his toe?

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He was sick of all its shiitake.

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It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch.

Holocaust Jokes More Holocaust Jokes

What's worse than one bee?

Two bees. What's worse that two bees? Three bees. What's worse than three bees? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Four bees.

What's the worst part about Tupac's new sitcom?

The Holocaust. (pun, hologram deal)

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What is the best Vitamin for friendship?

B1. Because no one wants to be friends with a guy in a metabolic coma due to a thiamine deficiency.

What's angry most of the time and wants you to stick something hard in it?

An outlet

Life Jokes More Life Jokes

How did the hail stone describe it's life?

It really has a lot of ups and downs

Why did the guitarist get life in prison?

He fingered a minor.

Toe Jokes More Toe Jokes

What is a guy who rubs bear toes called?

Rob...wait for it... erto! Rubeartoe!

What do you call a man with a toe on his knee?

Tony

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby?

One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one is a watermelon.

What's the difference between Bing Crosby and Walt Disney?

Bing sings and Walt Disney.

Bucket Jokes More Bucket Jokes

Why did the cowboy die with his boots on ?

Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket !

Why do choirs keep buckets handy?

So they can carry their tune

Thor Jokes More Thor Jokes

Why did Thor file a police report?

Because someone stole his thunder

Why wasn't Thor invited to his brother's surprise party?

Odin wanted to keep it 'Loki'.