Stub Jokes

What did the T-Rex say when he stubbed his toe?

Ouch. I'm Dino-sore!"

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What did the kid say to his nanny when she stubbed her toe while trying to catch him?

Nana boo boo

What's worse than stubbing your toe?

The Holocaust

What do you do when you stub your toe?

Call a toe truck.

Why did the cowboy die with his boots on ?

Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket !

Why did Mario lose a life?

He stubbed his MiyamoToe. ...I'll see my way out.

What did the goldsmith say when he stubbed his toe?

Au

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What did the necrophiliac get after his wife died?

Mourning wood.

What do you call a vegetable/fruit that dies for it's religion?

A Tomartyr

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What did the ocean said to the river when they parted ways ?

Nothing, he was just full of tears

How do you get a dead turtle to flip itself back over on its feet?

You take the letter F out of way.

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How do u castrate a priest ?

Kick the alter boy in the chin )

Why did the Japanese guy get mad and kick the mushroom?

He was sick of all its shiitake.

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What's the difference between a feminist and a doormat?

You might try and knock some mud off on the sidewalk before you step on the doormat.

How did Helen Keller lose her arm?

Trying to read the road signs!!!

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What type of job does T-Rex have?

He is small arms dealer

Why did the T-Rex's girlfriend leave him?

Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it

Nanny Jokes More Nanny Jokes

What are the level differences between nannies?

Answer: the A level nannies suggest leafy vegetables... But the B nannies force kale.

What did the kid say to his nanny when she stubbed her toe while trying to catch him?

Nana boo boo

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What do you call an English teacher five feet tall covered from head to toe in boils and totally bald?

Sir!

Who has to always be on there toes?

A midget at a urinal.

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What's the difference between a Southern wedding and a Southern tornado?

Nothing - either way someone's gonna lose a trailer *shamelessly stolen from Robin Williams

Why couldn't Robin play cricket?

Because he lost his bat, man.