Why was Cloud trying to cheer up Sky?

He looked a little blue

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How can you tell when an accountant is extroverted?

He looks at your shoes while he's talking to you instead of his own.

What do a walrus and a zip-lock bag have in common?

They're both looking for a tight seal.

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What did Lil' Jon do when Home Depot employee tried to sell him a lightbulb?

Turned down 4 watt

Why is Yoda Programming full of exceptions ?

Because there is no try.

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What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scottish shepard?

The Stones say "hey you get off of my cloud!" The Shepard says "hey Mc Cloud get of of my ewe!"

Why aren't Japanese optimistic?

Because not every cloud has a silver lining

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Why did the airplane fall out of the sky?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What's white & falls from the sky?

The coming of the Lord." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ...please enjoy this tweet. I'm going to hell.

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How do you cheer up a brand new battery?

Remind him that he's full of untapped potential!

Why is the sky blue?

And how can we cheer it up