Why was Cloud trying to cheer up Sky?

He looked a little blue

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What does a pirate call three feet?

A YAAAARRRRGGGG!! Oh look a door.

What do a walrus and Tupperware have in common?

Both looking for a tight seal.

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How does a mathematician deal with constipation?

He grabs a pencil and tries to work it out

What do you call a Pokemon who is trying to quit smoking?

Vaporeon

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What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish farmer?

Mick Jagger says "Hey (hey) you (you) get off of my cloud..." the Scottish farmer says "Hey McCloud get off of my ewe"

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish Highlander?

Mick Jagger sings, "Hey you, get off of my cloud . . ", while the Scottish Highlander yells, "Hey McCloud, get off of my ewe!"

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What's a Greek's favorite color of sky?

Golden Dawn

Why don't birds have to wear camouflage?

Joke: Why don't birds have to wear camouflage? Punch: Because they are already "in the skies". Thank you, I'll see myself out.

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What did you say?

Me: Judge Did you just reverse my sentence *Stage dives into cheering jury*

How many Unidans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Six: one to screw it in and five to cheer him on loudly while standing in front of other people's bulbs so no one can see them.