Why was Cloud trying to cheer up Sky?

He looked a little blue

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What do you call a robber who looks like David Beckham?

Bandit like Beckham

What was Tigger doing in the toilet?

Looking for Pooh.

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Why did the French police arrested the Muslim teenager?

Because he was trying to detonate a Samsung Note 7.

What would Jimi Hendrix be doing today if he was still alive?

Trying to get out of his grave.

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Why are clouds like jockeys?

Because they hold the reins!

Why do clouds make good Kings?

Because they have rain over every country in the world.

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Why did the airplane fall out of the sky?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

When do spare parts from Japanese cars start falling out of the sky?

When it's raining Datsun cogs.

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Why is the sky blue?

And how can we cheer it up

What's grey carries a bunch of flowers and cheers you up when your ill ?

A get wellephant !