How do you cheer up a brand new battery?

Remind him that he's full of untapped potential!

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How do you make a sports science major cry?

Remind them that high school is over.

What's your favourite colour?

I love green 'cos it reminds me of blue.

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What do you do if you see a blue banana?

Try to cheer it up.

How many Unidans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Six: one to screw it in and five to cheer him on loudly while standing in front of other people's bulbs so no one can see them.