How do you cheer up a brand new battery?

Remind him that he's full of untapped potential!

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What's the worst thing to say to a hipster?

You remind me of someone

Why don't gelding horses like to race?

Because every time they go to the starting gate they're reminded "They're Off!".

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What did the Wealth of Nations say to the Communist Manifesto to cheer it up?

Some day you will be red!

What do the Irish say when they cheers their beer?

Good Mornin'!