How do you make a sports science major cry?

Remind them that high school is over.

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Why is he crying?

Me: That's a teardrop tattoo. 5: Oh. Did he shank someone in prison M: What 5: Remind him I want extra guacamole.

Why don't gelding horses like to race?

Because every time they go to the starting gate they're reminded "They're Off!".

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What did Ferris Bueller do after he graduated high school?

He went to Europe to study a-Broderick

What did one Japanese man say to the other?

I'm not quite sure. I only took one year of Japanese in high school.