What's the difference between Snow White and the Brazil soccer team?

Snow White had the excuse of being asleep when she let seven in.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine &amp a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window...

Whats the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

I don't know I just fly the drone.

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What did one Christmas ornament say to the other Christmas ornament?

Let's hang.

What did the priest say when watering his garden?

Let us spray.

Excuse Jokes More Excuse Jokes

How does a chef ask to leave the dinner table?

He says, "Gourmet I be excused?"

What food should you avoid if you don't want to go to court?

Sue-shi! I'll excuse myself.

Seven Jokes More Seven Jokes

What do you get when you have seven dragon balls?

Nothing! This is real life.

How many native Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

About seven. One to change the bulb, six to sing the song.

Brazil Jokes More Brazil Jokes

What are Brazilian fans called?

Brazil nuts!

What's the difference between Brazil and Oscar Pistorious?

Oscar Pistorious has a better defence and more shots on Target

Snow White Jokes More Snow White Jokes

What's red and has 7 bruises?

Snow White's cherry.

Why did Snow White go to bed?

She was feeling Sleepy.