What's the difference between Snow White and the Brazil soccer team?

Snow White had the excuse of being asleep when she let seven in.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a tuna and a piano?

You can tuna piano but you cannot piano a tuna.

What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?

A mosquito can "fly", but a fly can not "mosquito".

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What did the cat say to the correctional officer?

Let MEOWWWWWOUT!!

What's the worst way to convince an officer who's pulled you over not to ticket you?

You can have my beer if you let me go."

Excuse Jokes More Excuse Jokes

How does a chef ask to leave the dinner table?

He says, "Gourmet I be excused?"

Which perfume do you use ?

It smells good. I want to buy one for my wife." Lady: "Please don't. Some idiot will have an excuse to talk to her."

Seven Jokes More Seven Jokes

How do you make seven even?

Take the s off.

How many bears could Bear Grylls grill if Bear Grylls could grill bears?

Seven.

Brazil Jokes More Brazil Jokes

What is the difference between Snow White and Brazil?

Snow White had the excuse of being asleep before letting seven in.

How many people in Brazil shave?

A Brazilian.

Snow White Jokes More Snow White Jokes

Why did Snow White buy an android phone?

She thought the apple was poisoned.

What did the seven dwarves say when Snow White finally woke up?

Well, it looks like its back to jerking off.