What's the difference between Snow White and the Brazil soccer team?

Snow White had the excuse of being asleep when she let seven in.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between virgin olive oil and extra virgin olive oil?

thick Italian accent* "She don't even touch it."

What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why should you not let your kids go to Korean Discos?

Because you don't want them hanging around Parks at night.

What did they suicidal news reporter say when they went on air?

Lets get right into the noose.

Excuse Jokes More Excuse Jokes

Why did the Russian man keep making excuses?

He was just stalin for time

Why do the rich enjoy tending to their gardens?

Because the they have an excuse to buy hose

Seven Jokes More Seven Jokes

What do the French learn in basic training?

How to surrender in twenty-seven different languages.

How many sorority girls does it take to change a lightbulb?

Seven. One to change it, two to take pictures, and four to make t-shirts for the event.

Brazil Jokes More Brazil Jokes

How many people in Brazil shave?

A Brazilian.

What do you call a Pikachu caught in Brazil?

A Zikachu

Snow White Jokes More Snow White Jokes

What's small and got 7 dents in it?

Snow White's cherry

What did the seven dwarves say when Snow White finally woke up?

Well, it looks like its back to jerking off.