What's the difference between a Catholic and Baptist?

A Catholic will say hello to you in a liquor store.

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What's the difference between a Transformer robot and a Transgender person?

One is living in a spaceship and one is living a lie.

What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?

A bad golfer goes "Damn!" A bad skydiver goes "Damn!"

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What do Catholics and Baptists have in common?

Neither acknowledge their fellow church-goers at the liquor store.

What are the two primary motions in Catholic feet?

Genuflection and supplication

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What do Baptists and cats have in common?

You know they're doing it, you just can't catch them at it.

Why do you have to take two Baptists with you when you go fishing?

Answer: Because if you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.

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What did Obi-Wan Kenobi say to the guy at the liquor store?

Only a Sith deals in Absolut.

What's the difference between Baptists and Methodists?

Methodists will make eye contact at the liquor store.