What's the difference between a Catholic and Baptist?

A Catholic will say hello to you in a liquor store.

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What's the difference between Mike Jones and Michael Jordan?

Mike Jones is Still Tippin'.

What's the difference between a mouse and a rat?

A: 1 has a less likely chance of survival in the dog pound

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What do you call a nun who is outside her local calling area?

A roamin' Catholic.*

What do you call a nun who's drinking a pint?

Catholic

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Why don't Baptist preachers color their hair?

They just pray the gray away

What do John the Baptist and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

They have the same middle name!

Liquor Store Jokes More Liquor Store Jokes

What's the difference between a Catholic and Baptist?

A Catholic will say hello to you in a liquor store.

How much for the giant, walk-in medicine cabinet?

Sir, this is a liquor store."