A Catholic will say hello to you in a liquor store.
One is living in a spaceship and one is living a lie.
A bad golfer goes "Damn!" A bad skydiver goes "Damn!"
Neither acknowledge their fellow church-goers at the liquor store.
Genuflection and supplication
You know they're doing it, you just can't catch them at it.
Answer: Because if you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.
Only a Sith deals in Absolut.
Methodists will make eye contact at the liquor store.