A Catholic will say hello to you in a liquor store.
One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
My guitar doesn't yell at me when I snap it's g-string
because they're filled with the Holy Spirit
He ran out of little boys
A Catholic will say hello when he sees you in the liquor store.
Answer: Because if you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.
They would steal all the boos.
Because he couldn't throw away the evidence