A Catholic will say hello to you in a liquor store.
A Fig Newton is Force sensitive.
One of them has to water their vegetables
Well, one is a toy-loving vapist...
Because little boys can't get pregnant.
They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name.
A Catholic will say hello when he sees you in the liquor store.
They would steal all the boos.
A Methodist will say hi when he sees you at the liquor store.
