A Catholic will say hello to you in a liquor store.
One you squeeze to get cider, the other you get 'side her to squeeze.
I dont have a porsche. (Best told by whispering in someones ear.)
One gets their miners stuck in a shaft, and the other gets his shaft stuck in a minor.
Chile mining companies get their minors stuck in shafts while catholic priests get their shafts stuck in minors
A Methodist will say "hi" to you at the liquor store
Because if you take one, he'll drink all your beer
Because they're full of spirits.
Neither acknowledge their fellow church-goers at the liquor store.