What's the difference between a Catholic and Baptist?

A Catholic will say hello to you in a liquor store.

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What's the difference between an elevator and a black guy?

The elevator can raise a child.

What's the difference between Greece and a good software application?

Greece doesn't have default settings!

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What do you call it when a Catholic renovates his kitchen?

A counter reformation.

Why would a Catholic priest start practicing at a prison?

He ran out of little boys

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How can you tell the difference between a catholic, a baptist, and a Methodist?

A baptist will run into a liquor store, buy their alcohol and run out. A Methodist will walk into a liquor store and say high to everyone, then buy their alcohol and walk out. A catholic will show up to the store completely hammered, hug everyone, get their alcohol and stumble their way out of the store.

Why do you have to take two Baptists with you when you go fishing?

Answer: Because if you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.

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What do you call ghosts that haunt liquor stores?

Spirits

Why did the man who robbed the liquor store with a boomerang get caught?

Because he couldn't throw away the evidence