What's the difference between a Catholic and Baptist?

A Catholic will say hello to you in a liquor store.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a blonde?

You can only fit three fingers inside a bowling ball!

What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?

I never had a garbanzo bean in my mouth!

Catholic Jokes More Catholic Jokes

What do you call a nun who is outside her local calling area?

A roamin' Catholic.*

What's the difference between Catholics and Protestants?

Protestants have sects.

Baptist Jokes More Baptist Jokes

What do John the Baptist and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

They have the same middle name!

Why should you always take at least two Baptists with you when you go fishing?

Because if you take only one he will drink all your beer.

Liquor Store Jokes More Liquor Store Jokes

How much for the giant, walk-in medicine cabinet?

Sir, this is a liquor store."

What's the difference between a Methodist and a Baptist?

A Methodist will say "hi" to you at the liquor store