What's the difference between a Catholic and Baptist?

A Catholic will say hello to you in a liquor store.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.

What's the difference between my guitar and my girlfriend?

My guitar doesn't yell at me when I snap it's g-string

Catholic Jokes More Catholic Jokes

Why do Catholics drink?

because they're filled with the Holy Spirit

Why would a Catholic priest start practicing at a prison?

He ran out of little boys

Baptist Jokes More Baptist Jokes

What's the difference between a Catholic and a Baptist?

A Catholic will say hello when he sees you in the liquor store.

Why do you have to take two Baptists with you when you go fishing?

Answer: Because if you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.

Liquor Store Jokes More Liquor Store Jokes

Why are ghosts banned from the liquor store?

They would steal all the boos.

Why did the man who robbed the liquor store with a boomerang get caught?

Because he couldn't throw away the evidence