What do John the Baptist and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

They have the same middle name!

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What do you call a boy with no arms and legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bobby

What do you call an elephant that lies across the middle of a tennis court ?

Annette !

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Why don't you talk to John anymore, you used to be best friends?

Son: Well, would you be friends with someone who was stupid, took drugs and was drunk all the time? Mom: No, Never! Son: Well neither would he!

Why can't John complete a workout?

He tried, but it didn't work out.

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What 2 things do Winnie the Pooh and John the Baptist have in common?

They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name.

Who is a Chinese feminist's least favorite Winnie the Pooh character?

Trigger.

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Why does Piglett smell nasty?

He plays with Pooh.

Why does Piglet smell?

Because he plays with Pooh.

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What's the difference between a Methodist and a Baptist?

A Methodist will say "hi" to you at the liquor store

Why should you always invite more than one Baptist on a fishing trip?

Because if you only invite one, he'll drink all your beer.

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What 2 things do Winnie the Pooh and John the Baptist have in common?

They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name.

What do John the Baptist and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

They have the same middle name!