They have the same middle name!
Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Wellup and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0
Tell Jamal to drop it
He tried, but it didn't work out.
He managed to find mates named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging around in the Middle East.
Gummy Bear
The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)
He had an itchy Tigger finger
He was looking for Pooh.
They just pray the gray away
A Presbyterian is a Baptist who can read
Their middle name.
They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name.