What's the difference between a crackhead and a John?

A crackhead buys crack so he can put it into his pipe and burn it. A John pays so that he can put his pipe into a crack that might burn him.

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What's the difference between a violinist and a fiddler?

How red their necks are.

What's the difference between an elected official and a piece of garbage?

Garbage gets thrown out.

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How did the polish terrorist burn his lips?

Burned them on a cars tailpipe when he tried blowing it up.

What's the difference between a crackhead and a John?

A crackhead buys crack so he can put it into his pipe and burn it. A John pays so that he can put his pipe into a crack that might burn him.

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Why are homeless people always laughing?

Because they crack themselves up!

What's the difference between a crackhead and a John?

A crackhead buys crack so he can put it into his pipe and burn it. A John pays so that he can put his pipe into a crack that might burn him.

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How much do deodorant factory workers get paid?

A pittance.

What do cops and sports photographers have in common?

They get paid to shoot black men.

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How can you get four suits for under $2.00?

Buy a deck of cards.

What do 50 cent hot dogs have in common with lumber?

Two buy four.

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Why don't you talk to John anymore, you used to be best friends?

Son: Well, would you be friends with someone who was stupid, took drugs and was drunk all the time? Mom: No, Never! Son: Well neither would he!

What's the difference between a crackhead and a John?

A crackhead buys crack so he can put it into his pipe and burn it. A John pays so that he can put his pipe into a crack that might burn him.

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How does a crackhead lose weight?

Diet Coke.

What is the difference between a crackhead and a walrus?

One tooth

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When is the water in the shower room musical?

When it's piping hot.

What's the difference between a crackhead and a John?

A crackhead buys crack so he can put it into his pipe and burn it. A John pays so that he can put his pipe into a crack that might burn him.