What's the difference between a crackhead and a John?

A crackhead buys crack so he can put it into his pipe and burn it. A John pays so that he can put his pipe into a crack that might burn him.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a cow and 9/11?

Americans cant milk a cow for 14 years.

What's the difference between light and hard?

You can sleep with a light on.

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

Why did the blonde give up on trying to blow up a car?

She burnt her lips on the exhaust pipe

Why did you burn that building down?

Me: Because they keep sending emails after unsubscribing. Cop: You're free to go.

Crack Jokes More Crack Jokes

What happens when an egg laughs?

He cracks up

What do you call the urge to crack open a cold one?

Necrophilia.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

How do you get the political science grad off your lawn?

Pay for the pizza

What's the difference between a chick pea and potato?

I've never paid $50 to have a potato on my face.

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

What brings you to speed dating?

Me: I just ran out of the fancy shampoo my previous GF bought for me.

What did the chinese billionaire say after buying the deer with no eyes?

I have no Idea.

John Jokes More John Jokes

Whose funeral was this photo taken at?

John, serious tone: "I dunno. Let's see who's missing" possible funniest thing john has said

When does John Cena get scared?

When John CENA ghost!

Crackhead Jokes More Crackhead Jokes

What is the difference between a crackhead and a walrus?

One tooth

How does a crackhead lose weight?

Diet Coke.

Pipe Jokes More Pipe Jokes

When is the water in the shower room musical?

When it's piping hot.

What did the cold pipe say to the to hot pipe?

Nothing,pipes can't talk. Thank you