What's the difference between a crackhead and a John?

A crackhead buys crack so he can put it into his pipe and burn it. A John pays so that he can put his pipe into a crack that might burn him.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a person with a forehead and a fivehead?

A sixth sense

What's the difference between a government bond and a man?

The bond matures.*

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

How do you get a fire started?

You burn some fagots Look up the definition before commenting/down voting...

What did God say when he saw the first black person?

Ooops, I burnt one!

Crack Jokes More Crack Jokes

What do a necrophiliac and an alcoholic have in common?

They both like to crack open a cold one

What do alcoholics and necropheliacs have in common?

They both love to crack open a cold one.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

Why does pasta always have to pay so much for car insurance?

Because it can't drive a car without making it all denty.

How are you going to pay the Chihuahua who helped you to set up your computer?

With dog diskettes!

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

How are you supposed to buy a gift for your mom as an adult?

It's like, oh you gave birth to me Please enjoy this fancy candle.

Why did the Eagle go to store to buy some Rogaine?

To cover up his bald spot.

John Jokes More John Jokes

Who says Jesus couldn't perform miracles?

He managed to find mates named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging around in the Middle East.

What is Lil' John's favorite exercise?

Squats, squats, squats squats, squats squats, squats, squats, squats squats. Everybody!

Crackhead Jokes More Crackhead Jokes

How many crackheads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one more.

What's a crackhead with no drugs?

Crack-a-lacking

Pipe Jokes More Pipe Jokes

What did one plumber say to the other plumber?

Pipe down.

What did the cold pipe say to the to hot pipe?

Nothing,pipes can't talk. Thank you