What's the difference between a crackhead and a John?

A crackhead buys crack so he can put it into his pipe and burn it. A John pays so that he can put his pipe into a crack that might burn him.

Previous Random Joke Next
Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a zombie and a redneck?

One is a brainless, dirty, slow moving abomination, and the other is a zombie.

What's the difference between the people and bullets?

The people miss Harambe.

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

Why do you want to run for President?

Because walking wouldn't burn enough calories.

How many Deadheads (Grateful Dead fans) does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows, they wait for it to burn out and follow it around for twenty years.

Crack Jokes More Crack Jokes

Why was Kim Kardashian arrested at the airport?

She had two pounds of crack in her knickers.

What just cracked?

A guide to aging.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

What does a limo driver and a hairy stripper have in common?

They both get paid to chauffeur. (show fur)

How much does a moil get paid?

A: Fifty dollars and a tip.

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

Where can Sihks and Muslims buy headwear?

Turban Outfitters.

Why did the old man buy his wig at the thrift store?

Because he didn't want toupee.

John Jokes More John Jokes

Why did John keep on finding cracker crumbs in his bed?

His wife didn't know any decent crackers.

What's pink and sits on a piano chair?

Elton's John

Crackhead Jokes More Crackhead Jokes

How does a crackhead lose weight?

Diet Coke.

What's the difference between a crackhead and a John?

A crackhead buys crack so he can put it into his pipe and burn it. A John pays so that he can put his pipe into a crack that might burn him.

Pipe Jokes More Pipe Jokes

What's the difference between a crackhead and a John?

A crackhead buys crack so he can put it into his pipe and burn it. A John pays so that he can put his pipe into a crack that might burn him.

What did the cold pipe say to the to hot pipe?

Nothing,pipes can't talk. Thank you