Why can't John complete a workout?

He tried, but it didn't work out.

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Why have you got cotton wool in your ears do you have an infection ?

Pupil: Well you keep saying that things go in one ear and out the other so I am trying to keep them it all in!

What did the Secret Service agent say to the President-elect when someone tried to take a shot at him?

Donald, Duck!

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How does the Asian chef get to work?

He woks.

How do you turn two colors that work into a rainbow that doesn't?

Colorizebot

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What's the difference between a crackhead and a John?

A crackhead buys crack so he can put it into his pipe and burn it. A John pays so that he can put his pipe into a crack that might burn him.

What do Atilla the Hun and John the Baptist have in common?

Their middle name.

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What's white and gives you a solid 9+ inches that gives you a workout every time?

Snow Storms

What kind of workout does Bob the electrician do?

Circuit training.

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How many schoolteachers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Anything not completed during the lesson is added to the homework.

What did the samurai do...?

Q: What did the samurai do when he was dishonored by his inability to complete the crossword puzzle? A: He committed ritual sudoku.