A graduated cylinder.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
If you find the right woman, you're complete.
If you like dialogue, theres a whole lot of Tolkein.
Q: What did the samurai do when he was dishonored by his inability to complete the crossword puzzle? A: He committed ritual sudoku.
None. Anything not completed during the lesson is added to the homework.
He tried, but it didn't work out.
He didn't know he had it in him.
The blonde replies, "I completed the puzzle in 65 days! The box said 2 to 4 years!"
I'll let you know when I find out...
Because X was always 10
A: They wanna peek-a-chu.
They already told you.
Hey there little boy, you wanna BUY some candy?
You wanna pizza me !
Partner in crime.
A: By the time you're finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.
They only use holy condoms.
Because if you only invite one, he'll drink all your beer.
Tequila Mockingbird!
Red Red Wine!
Two letters.
An elevator has a GF
Batman
It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.
