A graduated cylinder.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
If you find the right woman, you're complete.
If you like dialogue, theres a whole lot of Tolkein.
Q: What did the samurai do when he was dishonored by his inability to complete the crossword puzzle? A: He committed ritual sudoku.
None. Anything not completed during the lesson is added to the homework.
He tried, but it didn't work out.
He didn't know he had it in him.
The blonde replies, "I completed the puzzle in 65 days! The box said 2 to 4 years!"
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Teenagers these days be all "I hate you mom I'm joining ISIS."
By the way it Goebbels
A Skele-Ton. Thanks, I'll see my way out.
Because they cant finish a race.
Only Sum
A dog knows what is 'no'.
Ayyee essay, where are you going
Because they cantaloupe!
Cantaloupe.
She replied "Forget finding the right woman, focus on being the right man."
People laugh at my face.
One's wanted.
Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!
A cantaloupe. The spelling is completely different...