A graduated cylinder.
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If you find the right woman, you're complete.
If you like dialogue, theres a whole lot of Tolkein.
Q: What did the samurai do when he was dishonored by his inability to complete the crossword puzzle? A: He committed ritual sudoku.
None. Anything not completed during the lesson is added to the homework.
He tried, but it didn't work out.
He didn't know he had it in him.
The blonde replies, "I completed the puzzle in 65 days! The box said 2 to 4 years!"
It's so easy I could do it with my eyes close! Me: *walks away*
Ello, 'ello, 'ello!
He felt he had lost his sense of porpoise.
Because it kept running out of the pen!! My favorite joke when young :).
A graduated cylinder. This is the only joke I've ever thought of.
You take the f out of "safe" and the f out of "way".
The banana gets in the way. Banana split
Peek-a-chu!
A: They wanna peek-a-chu.
to help with the cavity searches
It was armed.
A Catholic will say hello when he sees you in the liquor store.
Because he couldn't throw away the evidence
Koran Koran.
Change their name to past tense, WASWAS.
