What did the french chef give his wife on Valentine's day?

A hug and a little quiche.

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What did the man say to his big breasted ex-wife?

Thanks for the mammaries.

Why are we here?

Me: Philosophers still don't know 5: No, why are we HERE Wife: Your dad is lost and won't ask for directions

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What side dish do frogs like to enjoy with their hamburgers?

French Flies!

Why do French people only have one egg at breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

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How many professional soccer players does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to change the bulb, and five to hug and kiss him.

Who came up with hugs?

The very first hug must have been really creepy. "What are you doing Why are you holding me " "Just trust me."

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What does a carpet salesman give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Rugs and kisses!

What kind of flowers do you never give on Valentine's Day?

Cauliflowers!

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Why is Valentine's Day the best day for a celebration?

Because you can really party hearty!

What celestial body do you give your sweetie on valentines day?

An exoplanet.

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What did the french chef give his wife on Valentine's day?

A hug and a little quiche.

Why did the French chef quit working at the haunted restaurant?

He got crped out.