What did the french chef give his wife on Valentine's day?

A hug and a little quiche.

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Why doesn't Kanye West take his wife to the beach?

Because he is afraid tidal wave will take her away from him.

What do Romans say when their wives run away?

Caesar!

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When people go to ask me "hey man, are you from Los Angeles?

I'll be like "nah dude,I just really like the french feminine definite article"

Why don't they have fireworks at Euro Disney?

Because every time they shoot them off, the French try to surrender.

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What rhymes with "hug me"?

Chutney.

How many professional soccer players does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to change the bulb, and five to hug and kiss him.

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What did the boy cat say to the girl cat on Valentine's Day?

You're purrr-fect for me!

What do single people call Valentine's Day?

Independence Day

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What does a carpet salesman give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Rugs and kisses!

How do you kiss a girl on valentines day?

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What did the french chef give his wife on Valentine's day?

A hug and a little quiche.

What did the french chef say when the cheese factory exploded?

What did the french chef say when the cheese factory exploded? Looks like we have debris all over the place