What did the french chef give his wife on Valentine's day?

A hug and a little quiche.

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How's the ventriloquism going?

ME: Not good. WIFE: But I got you that Ventriloquism For Dummies book. ME: I don't think he read it.

Why were the 2 in love melons upset?

Because they cantaloupe. (The wife thought of this one... hopefully nobody else has posted it)

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When my wife does our daughter's hair: "How about a double French braid swirled into a fancy bun?

When I do her hair: "How about a hat "

What do you call a mentally impaired French Man that cant say no?

A Oui-Tard

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What rhymes with "hug me"?

Chutney.

What is the difference between a woman and a washing machine?

You don't have to hug a washing machine half an hour after it finishes

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Where did I take my pet Cow on Valentines Day?

To the Moooovies

What's your emer- She said don't get her anything for Valentine's Day! 911: And you didn't?

No! 911: Placing you in protective custody.

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What does a carpet salesman give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Rugs and kisses!

What did the french chef give his wife on Valentine's day?

A hug and a little quiche.

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What did the french chef give his wife on Valentine's day?

A hug and a little quiche.

Why did the french chef go to the police?

Escargot stolen.