What did the french chef give his wife on Valentine's day?

A hug and a little quiche.

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What did the Morman say when asked what kind of wives he wanted?

Brigham Young"

Who has more money than God?

His Ex-Wife.

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What smells of cheese and is filled with holes?

About 100 French people right now

How do you know the Statue of Liberty isn't French?

It doesn't have both arms raised. And yes I know the French manufactured the Statue of Liberty and gave it to the United States

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What rhymes with "hug me"?

Chutney.

Why is horse racing so romantic?

Because the horse hugs the rails the jockey puts his arms around the horse and you can kiss your money goodbye!

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What did the boy cat say to the girl cat on Valentine's Day?

You're purrr-fect for me!

What did the runaway melon say to the honeydew on Valentine's Day?

I cantaloupe.

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What's the difference between the calendar and you?

A calendar has a date on Valentine's day.

What does an illustrator say to his girlfriend on Valentine ?

I'm font of you.

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Why did the French chef quit working at the haunted restaurant?

He got crped out.

Why did the french chef go to the police?

Escargot stolen.