When my wife does our daughter's hair: "How about a double French braid swirled into a fancy bun?

When I do her hair: "How about a hat "

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What's the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?

My girlfriend knows about my wife.

Why did Spock dump his wife?

because William Shatner I know it's old, but I love it so

French Jokes More French Jokes

How do I know he was French, do you ask?

He went oui, oui.

What's the policy at French morgues?

Baguette and tag it.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What kind of hair do oceans have?

Wavy hair.

Why are you so upset?

It's just hair. I'm the one that's gotta find a new girlfriend."

Daughter Hair Jokes More Daughter Hair Jokes

When my wife does our daughter's hair: "How about a double French braid swirled into a fancy bun?

When I do her hair: "How about a hat "

Why couldn't the quadrilateral comb out her daughters hair?

Because it was a wrecked tangle