When my wife does our daughter's hair: "How about a double French braid swirled into a fancy bun?

When I do her hair: "How about a hat "

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What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

How did Spartacus feel about going down on his wife?

He was gladiator

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How do you advertise a French rifle?

Never fired, dropped once.

How do you say "I surrender" in french?

Bonjour"

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What's the difference between an Armenian and a Gorilla?

Just one hair.

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Krill Bream.

Daughter Hair Jokes More Daughter Hair Jokes

When my wife does our daughter's hair: "How about a double French braid swirled into a fancy bun?

When I do her hair: "How about a hat "

Why couldn't the quadrilateral comb out her daughters hair?

Because it was a wrecked tangle