When my wife does our daughter's hair: "How about a double French braid swirled into a fancy bun?

When I do her hair: "How about a hat "

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What's the problem with your marriage?

WIFE: He replaces words with animal names just to annoy me ME: I don't do it on porpoise

What's the difference between a paycheck and a D**k?

You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck.

French Jokes More French Jokes

Why do the French get high so fast?

Because they'll reach 420 before anyone else. Explanation: 80 is quatre-vingt in french and quatre=4 and vingt= 20.

Why was Les miserable?

He was French.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

Why didn't Gordon Ramsay like the Girl Scout cream pies?

He found a hair in one.

Why did cavemen pull their women around by their hair?

Because if they had pulled them by their feet they would have filled up with mud

Daughter Hair Jokes More Daughter Hair Jokes

Why couldn't the quadrilateral comb out her daughters hair?

Because it was a wrecked tangle

When my wife does our daughter's hair: "How about a double French braid swirled into a fancy bun?

When I do her hair: "How about a hat "