What's that one room zombies can never enter?

the LIVING room

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Why so down?

Aquaman: People think I'm not a real superhero. I'm tired of being walked all over. *Jesus enters Aquaman: Dammit!

Why was Goliath so surprised when David hit him with a slingshot?

A. The thought had never entered his head before.

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What have you done wrong if the wife keep complaining when you try to watch TV in the living room?

You made the chain too long in the kitchen.

Why did the zombie move into a studio apartment?

Because he didn't need a living room anymore!